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4consideration made a porn with Revoltingest!!!!
- Thread starter Wirey
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Just so you know, the plot should meet rule #34, since the script was written by an Amish guy.
He expects to write a sequel entitled "What happens on rumspringa stays on rumspringa".
(I might show an ankle!)
Wirey
Fartist
Dear God, please don't!
xkatz
Well-Known Member
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
I didn't know you could even do that with bacon. 
We did show sensitivity to prudish folk (eg, RF moderators),
such as special effects so that no real bare feet were seen....
such as special effects so that no real bare feet were seen....
But in the sequel, you might see me feet and ankles.....
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
AHHH!!! Just the title made me go blind! No more please! I'll be a good girl, I promise!
Just the title made me go blind! No more please! I'll be a good girl, I promise!
Stop stealing my material!
You know...I totally did steal your material on that one.
I was thinking about it on the way home from a back-to-school event, and I was planning on sneaking in and editing my post to give you credit for what I used against you. Now that YOU brought it up, you took all the fun out of it -- so I'm not apologizing!
AHa aHaaaaH!.!..!
Just the title made me go.
blind! No....... more ........please! I'll be a "good girl", I promise!
Tooom
Well... there was something very short in it...
But most likely its just your brain trying to protect you. You know, one of those psycological defence mechanisms. Makes you forgot you watched even before you did. I have seen it happening before. You know, in movies. So it makes sense!
I am going to go and wash my eyes with soap and call the mental hospital.
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Once upon a time I thought I had a slightly twisted sense of humour.
I now realise that 'slightly twisted' is a mere pimple on the buttcheek of depravity. This thread, on the other hand, is worthy of at least the entire left buttock.
I now realise that 'slightly twisted' is a mere pimple on the buttcheek of depravity. This thread, on the other hand, is worthy of at least the entire left buttock.
Wirey
Fartist
I think I married your twin!
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Dear 4consideration...... I hope you had a nice time with Wirey.
Is there any chance that you might consider a nice time with me?
I'll bet I take better pictures than Wirey....
I bet I got a bigger camera than Wirey. I bet I got a bigger everything than Wirey.
It's just a question of whether you come to me, or I come to you..... ?
Please don't tell Mrs B about this offer..... it's purely professional, you understand ..... Mrs B wouldn't understand, and when she don't understand it can get very painful.
Dear oldbadger,
Of course I'd consider having a nice time with you. It's always nice to hear from you.
On this particular matter, I think it's important that we consult Wirey, first. After all, this is his brain child. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm sure you do have a bigger camera than Wirey. But... size doesn't always matter. Wirey was quite proud to show off his camera, and said that we shouldn't laugh at it being so small. Instead we should be impressed by it's smallness, since he can whip it out just about anywhere and no one even notices.
There's such a great distance between us, I think the only fair thing for us to do would be to meet in the middle. Do you happen to own a yacht?It's just a question of whether you come to me, or I come to you..... ?
Please don't tell Mrs B about this offer..... it's purely professional, you understand ..... Mrs B wouldn't understand, and when she don't understand it can get very painful.
I hesitate to ask this small favor, but if you have a private plane, I would ask for use of it. I've checked with the airlines and for some reason can't seem to find any flights going to "Somewhere in the Atlantic". I guess with all the recent economic woes, airlines have had to cut back on some things.
Of course it's purely professional, and I wouldn't think of telling Mrs B without your consent. I would, however, ask that you reconsider, since it might come across as deception to her, and it may hurt her feelings to later find she missed out on such a good time. I would not wish to take part in even the appearance of deceiving such a fine woman as one who has willingly stayed married to you all these many years. I think the whole thing would actually be quite entertaining for her. Everyone needs a good belly laugh once in a while.
Of course, I leave that issue in your hands. Wrestle with it as you may. I think you'll feel relieved when it's all over and everything is out in the open.
What have you learned from this...that it's OK to be the butt of a joke sometimes?
(Are you familiar with the story, The Emperor's New Clothes?)
All the cool people saw the video!
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