Trey of Diamonds
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I can do anything better than you.
So, what can you do better than me?
So, what can you do better than me?
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Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Alceste
Vagabond
I can flip my tongue over until it is completely upside down, both clockwise and counter-clockwise.
Trey of Diamonds
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Ah, but can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue? I can so I can do it better.
Splits, both sides and straddle (middle) splits.
I can put my feet behind my head, too.
I can do a triple pirouette an de hors both on my right leg and my left leg.
Tour jete both sides (and land in the splits after the leap), promenade with leg in arabesque, balance on my toes on one leg (right or left), toe touch leap, and toe raises.
I can do fouette turns, high leg extensions front, side, and back. There is a movement called an "Illusion" where you turn around on one foot while the other leg is straight up in the air and your head is dipped down by the supporting leg. I can do that too.
That was a few ballet moves I have been able to execute that are impressive to an audience.
Tap dance - complicated time steps, single leg wings, jump overs, slides down into the splits and back up again
Jazz and hip hop dance - I can do some SICK isolation movements like a "space hold" where the head looks like it stays still but the body moves around. Plus isolating ribs, head, shoulders, hips.
Bellydance - Many of the different shimmies, and undulations, figure-8 hip circles
What freaks everybody out in dance, though, are my REALLY flexible achilles tendons. When I say they're freakishly flexible, I mean it (it freaks me out sometimes).....I can go from a standing position to a full squat and my head touching the floor with my heels never leaving the floor. In other words, my toes come very close to touching my shins in ankle dorsiflexion.
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chinu
Can you post before this post ?
Trey of Diamonds
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I can gyrate so violently that the rooms clears at light speed. Bet you can't do that!
Oh, BTW, I don't suppose you have pictures of all that? Preferably in a bikini, you know, just to prove that it is you. For the interest of science you understand.
Trey of Diamonds
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Can you post before this post ?
No, but you can't either. I can "not do it" better than you.
I can gyrate so violently that the rooms clears at light speed. Bet you can't do that!
Oh, BTW, I don't suppose you have pictures of all that? Preferably in a bikini, you know, just to prove that it is you. For the interest of science you understand.
The request for pics is starting to get silly. :slap:
Trey of Diamonds
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Hey, you claim to be able to do some pretty awesome things there. I admit the bikini request might be a bit silly but us dirty old men can dream can't we. Besides, I can be silly better than you.
Have a baby.
edit: Not intending on proving it to anyone. You'll have to take my word for it.
Trey of Diamonds
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If I could have one, it would be better than you. Not the baby, the delivery. Of course, after the delivery I probably wouldn't be better at anything ever again.
Trey of Diamonds
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Come on guys, the gals are ganging up on me here. Lets show them we're better.
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Alex_G
Enlightner of the Senses
Im better at not being better at doing what everyone else can do.
Im almost ashamed of this post and the fact that it was all i could think about on viewing the OP....
thats my logic cheap shot for the month as its something that needs to be rationed!
Trey of Diamonds
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Hey, I can be humble, that's why say I'm better instead of perfect.
I can....
- Touch the back of my head with either hand.
- Strike a menacing pose with a shovel.
- Eat an extremely large portion of blackberry pie in one sitting.
- Do a convincing imitation of a parakeet.
- Write a stomach churning limerick.
- Tie a cherry stem into a granny knot with only my tongue.
- And finally, just like Mystic, I could put her feet behind my head.
Note: On that last item, I'd try it only with her permission & preservation of proper decorum.
- Touch the back of my head with either hand.
- Strike a menacing pose with a shovel.
- Eat an extremely large portion of blackberry pie in one sitting.
- Do a convincing imitation of a parakeet.
- Write a stomach churning limerick.
- Tie a cherry stem into a granny knot with only my tongue.
- And finally, just like Mystic, I could put her feet behind my head.
Note: On that last item, I'd try it only with her permission & preservation of proper decorum.
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My feet behind your head in the form of a kick, right?
Trey of Diamonds
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I can kick better than you, scream too. Especially when I don't get my way.
I'll give you the screaming one, but kicking? Uh uh, that's mine.
Trey of Diamonds
Well-Known Member
Maybe higher and harder but I've got drumming my heels down on the floor in a screaming mimi down pat.