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Are Bears Mammals?

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I think bears should be able to be mammals if they want to be mammals. I think we should respect the lifestyle choices of all creatures.
 

painted wolf

Grey Muzzle
Plus, if you don't let them choose... they will use their kung fu on you!

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wa:do
 

Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
You all are missing the very crucial point that....oh, cute bears!! Look at that! Zem's just da sweetest li'l things. Who's adorable? YOU'RE adorable!

Anyway, the very crucial point, which is what would happen to your extremely precariously positioned IMMORTAL SOUL should you be run over by a bus driven by a bear today?

Do you know where you're headed? Pie heaven or regular heaven? If you get to choose, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if not, mmmboy.
 

lunamoth

Will to love
You are all missing the important FACT that some bears (not all!) are the evil spawn of satan in disguise.

They are very tricky.
 

lunamoth

Will to love
You all are missing the very crucial point that....oh, cute bears!! Look at that! Zem's just da sweetest li'l things. Who's adorable? YOU'RE adorable!

Anyway, the very crucial point, which is what would happen to your extremely precariously positioned IMMORTAL SOUL should you be run over by a bus driven by a bear today?

Do you know where you're headed? Pie heaven or regular heaven? If you get to choose, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if not, mmmboy.
The possibility of pie heaven has been scientifically and statistically proven false. Please see my detailed post (above) about about this. :yes:
 

Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
The possibility of pie heaven has been scientifically and statistically proven false. Please see my detailed post (above) about about this. :yes:

That crushes me. I've not much else to look forward to.

Thus, I reject your science and statistics. It's cute that you prove things, though.
 

Reverend Rick

Frubal Whore
Premium Member
Gummy bears are not mammals.
nor are teddy bears.
koalas are not true bears.
the chicago bears are not either.
teddy grahams are quite tasty and become part of mammals after ingestion

according to grady nubbins,
 

Reverend Rick

Frubal Whore
Premium Member
Gummy bears are not mammals.
nor are teddy bears.
koalas are not true bears.
the chicago bears are not either.
teddy grahams are quite tasty and become part of mammals after ingestion

according to grady nubbins,

I have seen teddy grahams become ducks as well. :D
 
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