Are Bears Mammals?

[Songbird]

Gummy bears are not mammals.
nor are teddy bears.
koalas are not true bears.
the chicago bears are not either.
teddy grahams are quite tasty and become part of mammals after ingestion

according to grady nubbins,

Indeed. Good ole grady.

Did you google that or are you on that forum too??

 

[Reverend Rick]

Indeed. Good ole grady.

Did you google that or are you on that forum too??

Google

 

[Songbird]

Google

Brought back some memories. That was my old haunt.

 

[Songbird]

I think bears would have better taste than to have sex with a human.

wa:do

Crazy things happen at bear/human parties! Dim lighting, alcohol, primal screams...maybe I'm thinking of my college days.

 

[Engyo]

Crazy things happen at bear/human parties! Dim lighting, alcohol, primal screams...maybe I'm thinking of my college days.

How do I locate a nearby bare/human party?

 

[gnostic]

In the animal kingdom, bears fall under the classification of stuff toy - known for their cuteness and cuddleness.
Definitely not mammals.

 

[McBell]

quack quack, gobble gobble.

 

[Photonic]

Bears have faces, therefore all faces are bears.

Since many things have a face, bears must be many things.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Bears have faces, therefore all faces are bears.

Since many things have a face, bears must be many things.

Bears are well paid large humanoids:

 

[shawn001]

Have we beared all the facts about bears or can we bear more bear facts?

 

[Sunstone]

I'm finding it difficult to bear this conversation.

 

[shawn001]

Bear with it sunstone. I think were bearly there.

 

[St Giordano Bruno]

They are reptiles of course they hibernate with the snakes for the winter

 

[painted wolf]

I'm finding it difficult to bear this conversation.

I'm sure something is bruin...

wa:do

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I am a mammal.
I am not a bear.
Therefore, mammals are not bears.
Therefore, bears are not mammals.
QED.


I think that should settle things.