1. I'll make sure to manufacture a few straight ones for your coffin
2. Let's not take my statement out of context. I said He doesn't want us to be at odds
forever but has allowed it for the time being. Think about it. If He didn't want Christian groups divided, why would He allow satan's ministers to infiltrate our churches:
2Co 11:13-15 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light.15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works.
3. God doesn't like it, but allows it for now:
2Ki 17:32-34 So they feared the LORD, and from every class they appointed for themselves priests of the high places, who sacrificed for them in the shrines of the high places. 33 They feared the LORD, yet served their own godsaccording to the rituals of the nations from among whom they were carried away. 34 To this day they continue practicing the former rituals; they do not fear the LORD, nor do they follow their statutes or their ordinances, or the law and commandment which the LORD had commanded the children of Jacob, whom He named Israel,
Israel thought they were worshiping God, but from God's perspective they were not. We find precisely the same scenario repeating itself in Christianity today.
4. I agree it is our duty to live by Christ's teachings but the goal you presented is incorrect. Is the state of our world any better now than it was 2,000 years ago? No way, it's just as bad or worse! God's goal is to choose a few individuals in this life and train them to learn His "true" way of life so they can teach it to others during the millennium (Isa 30:20)
5. I agree. This is why I try to live by, ..."every word that proceeds from the mouth of God." (Mat 4:4)