Are you clean?

[sun rise]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

 

[Lain]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

Nah I'm unclean, but who knows, perhaps God will clean me when I get older. Give me a bald head like a Full Moon shinin'.

 

[Secret Chief]

I'm filthy.

 

[ChristineM]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

Shower every day (sometimes 2 or even 3 times). And shave regularly

 

[SalixIncendium]

I have a "clean" spot. Getting "cleaner" by the day.

 

[sun rise]

Shower every day (sometimes 2 or even 3 times). And shave regularly

Some women can pull it off

Others? Not so much

 

[sun rise]

Some women can pull it off

Others? Not so much

Growl. Snarl. Snap at internet crap.

 

[JustGeorge]

I occasionally threaten to clean up, but my husband likes me dirty.

 

[Secret Chief]

I occasionally threaten to clean up, but my husband likes me dirty.

Oversharing

 

[We Never Know]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

Unclean on top but clean on chest and back. Almost clean on arms and legs

 

[JustGeorge]

Oversharing

I didn't think such a thing existed on RF...

 

[Secret Chief]

I didn't think such a thing existed on RF...

I know. Did you read that big post about the garden hose "game" ?

 

[Stonetree]

This is a pandemic. Some of us dirty types look better in a mask.

 

[JustGeorge]

I know. Did you read that big post about the garden hose "game" ?

Afraid I missed that one.

 

[Secret Chief]

Afraid I missed that one.

Shame. It was hilarious - especially the bit where it got stuck inside his Speedos.

 

[mangalavara]

I occasionally threaten to clean up, but my husband likes me dirty.

I also like women dirty.

Wait, were we talking about heads here?

 

[Audie]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

So far from clean. So very far.
And, Axxxx has me down for, hanging by
my hair in e-ternal fire, the which of why being i just wont cover my hair in public!

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Well, I've lost a lot of hair and shave my head, so I suppose I'm very "clean". I've switched from hair on my head to hair on my face.

 

[Vinayaka]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

Inside, outside, brain? Which 'you' are 'you' asking about?

 

[The Hammer]

The Bible says I'm clean.

Lev 13:40 "And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean."

The Bible Says What? ‘Only the bald are pure’ has a different translation. By that one I'm pure.

So clearly I'm purely clean.

You?

(Of course, I'm quoting out of context but still...)

I must be Heathen.