For some reason, I felt impressed to get online to ruffle up some non-believers. Don't worry, I'm not going to condemn you to hell or anything, but I will say that you're beliefs are causing you to miss out on a lot of fun in life... to me, not seeing the spiritual side of life is like playing in the mud when you could be a few feet over enjoying a beautiful beach.....
There's a lot to be said for recreating in the mud.
It's cool, comfortable, good for our skin, & a great way to relax after make'n bacon.....
We have other advantages over the various kinds of faithful too:
- We get to sleep in on Sundays.
- We may use cars, light switches, TVs, motorcycles & refrigerators on Saturdays.
- We may eat scallops, shrimp, beef & bacon. Did I mention bacon? We get bacon.
- We may imbibe spirits.
- We may conjure spirits.
- If we're charitable it's because we want to...not because we have to.
- We may tell priest & rabbi jokes without feeling guilty.
- We may make whoopee without no intention of procreation.
- We don't need to prevent anyone from having an abortion.
- We may wear big hats & fancy robes too if we want.
- We may believe that we're good people without blindly obeying a plethora of silly arbitrary rules.
- We don't have to kill our fellow man....or fellow gal.
- We don't have to tithe.
- We're allowed to defend ourselves.
- We may choose either gender for mates.
- We have no scripture to memorize.
- We've no master to order us around & threaten punishment.
- The Batmobile is way cooler than the Popemobile.
- We may embrace all of science.
- We needn't fear going to Hell.
- We don't condemn anyone to Hell.
- We don't have any unrealistic myths to defend as reality.
- We may enjoy all of your art, architecture, music & holidays.
- And we may still go to church to hit on your women & eat tasty pot luck dishes.
Did I leave out any? That's enuf for me.
I'd say that we be live'n the life of Riley!