Attractive/adorable RFers

[MysticSang'ha]

For our Stars Wars theme, of course. There's the tonton suit, droid costume, Storm Trooper suit. And of course, Jabba the Hut.

Not gonna lie, it'll be awesome.

Nice cover story. Let's go with it. :jam:

 

[Majikthise]

I should have known I'd find you holding Vader's leash.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

For our Stars Wars theme, of course. There's the tonton suit, droid costume, Storm Trooper suit. And of course, Jabba the Hut.

Not gonna lie, it'll be awesome.

Who gets the Princess Leia metal bikini?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Who gets the Princess Leia metal bikini?

Kilgore Trout.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Oh, and Penguins have been known to make me go bouncy bouncy with excitement.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Kilgore Trout.

Aww.

I'm sure he's a lovely person and a handsome man, but he's not the one I'd want to see in a metal bikini.

Tell you what: if you wear it, I'll come wearing a Chewbacca costume: his leather bandolier... and nothing else.

Oh, and Penguins have been known to make me go bouncy bouncy with excitement.

Aww.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Aww.

I'm sure he's a lovely person and a handsome man, but he's not the one I'd want to see in a metal bikini.

Well too bad. I do.

Tell you what: if you wear it, I'll come wearing a Chewbacca costume: his leather bandolier... and nothing else.

Tell YOU what...you wear the bikini and I'll wear the bandolier.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Tell YOU what...you wear the bikini and I'll wear the bandolier.

I could live with that. It would be worth the price.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I could live with that. It would be worth the price.

You: chained up in a bikini

Me: in a leather bandolier and carrying a big gun

This is turning out to be a very good day....

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

You: chained up in a bikini

Me: in a leather bandolier and carrying a big gun

This is turning out to be a very good day....

Wait - I'm chained up now? When did this happen?

 

[Renji]

Now this thread has turned into a metal bikini thread

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Now this thread has turned into a metal bikini thread

I hope you're enjoying the mental imagery.

 

[Songbird]

That is, until the video of the shoot leaks out to the public.

Nod, nod. It takes a lot of planning to leak videos to the right people at the right moment. And some brushing up on acting innocent and outraged.

Aw, who am I kidding, I act innocent all the time.:angel2:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Nod, nod. It takes a lot of planning to leak videos to the right people at the right moment. And some brushing up on acting innocent and outraged.

Aw, who am I kidding, I act innocent all the time.:angel2:

Wait... so not only am I in a metal bikini, but I'm chained up and now there's leaked video?

in my best Billy Dee Williams voice: This deal is getting worse all the time!

 

[Songbird]

Now this thread has turned into a metal bikini thread

All the good threads do. Atheism v. theism? METAL BIKINI.

 

[Songbird]

Wait... so not only am I in a metal bikini, but I'm chained up and now there's leaked video?

(in my best Billy Dee Williams voice This deal is getting worse all the time!

I don't understand. Seems great to me.

 

[Renji]

I hope you're enjoying the mental imagery.

Oh boy, how I wanted to see a lady wearing a metal bikini. I'd be delighted!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Nod, nod. It takes a lot of planning to leak videos to the right people at the right moment. And some brushing up on acting innocent and outraged.

Aw, who am I kidding, I act innocent all the time.:angel2:

Exactly! I AM innocent and outraged!

I'm a virgin, for heaven's sake...:sad:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

All the good threads do. Atheism v. theism? METAL BIKINI.

This is a new paradigm for me. I thought the answer was BECAUSE RACE CAR.

I don't understand. Seems great to me.

Let's switch spots and see if you feel the same way.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I don't understand. Seems great to me.

Penguin just found himself in a very compromising position.