Ban heterosex!

[Sunstone]

They even have their own bars and night clubs now. I swear they have some sort of agenda.

Of course they have some sort of agenda. It's obvious too. Their agenda is no less than to overpopulate the earth.

 

[standing_on_one_foot]

Not according this this site:
http://www.avert.org/usastatg.htm

Please do note that HIV is not the only STD out there...

 

[almifkhar]

why are humans so preoccupied with sex? there are bigger issues out there than sexual preference and which one is better. who cares

 

[Ryan2065]

why are humans so preoccupied with sex? there are bigger issues out there than sexual preference and which one is better. who cares

Other problems like overpopulation, war, and general disregard for human life? All problems that plague heterosexuals, not homosexuals!

I msyelf am heterosexual... Hopefully someone makes a 12 step program for me before its too late!

 

[Draka]

Hello. My name is Jen and I'm a heterosexual. I need help.

Oh, sorry, Ryan's idea sprung to mind. Where's the meeting place and time? I don't believe there is a local chapter of HeteroAnon here.

 

[Fluffy]

Please do not that HIV is not the only STD out there...

Actually HIV is not an STD but an STI but I take your point. Well at least I tried to defend an opposing viewpoint... always difficult when it is so darn wrong .

 

[Snowbear]

Discuss. I know that this is completely silly, but I'd like to see how far we can go in turning the tables.

Frubals for your humor, but be careful - the last guy who turned the tables got banned

 

[Mike182]

Of course they have some sort of agenda. It's obvious too. Their agenda is no less than to overpopulate the earth.

oh thats the truth


the hetrosexual agenda:
1) world war
2) fake democracy
3) exploitation of LED countries


and in comparison

the gay agenda:
1)get milk
2) feed dogs
3) get mum's birthday card



and gay people are 'bad' for society???? :banghead3

C_P

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Hello. My name is Jen and I'm a heterosexual. I need help.

Oh, sorry, Ryan's idea sprung to mind. Where's the meeting place and time? I don't believe there is a local chapter of HeteroAnon here.

That would be HA!for short.

 

[michel]

Of course they have some sort of agenda. It's obvious too. Their agenda is no less than to overpopulate the earth.

Re:They even have their own bars and night clubs now. I swear they have some sort of agenda.

and why ? because sex in a heterosexual sense is such a horrendous thought that both consenting parties need to get blind drunk before degrading themselves in this way.......

 

[Yerda]

there are bigger issues out there than sexual preference and which one is better

Like ice-cream, which flavour is best? And when will we eradicate those butterscotch eating weirdos? Scum!

 

[Mike182]

a set of questions for all open hetrosexual:




how long have you known you are hetrosexual?

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality?

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity?

do you think you have the right to pressure your sexual preference onto others who are not "that way inclinded"?


these are some of the serious questions that you will be asked when you openly admit to being hetrosexual, its nto an easy life!

 

[michel]

Now then Jaiket, as a Mod I must warn you that you are treading on thin ice here; if I see such filthy innuendo such as 'Butterscotch' again, I will have to contact the other mods to see if we can allow you to remain on the forum. Please desist from such filth immediately.:biglaugh:

 

[Bennettresearch]

Heterosex has, for too long, plagued our society with unwanted childbirths and an assortment of diseases that spread as a result of heterosexual intercourse, through which the majority of all STD infections are spread. Males and females should, by no means, be allowed to cohabitate, and children should not be put at increased risk of molestation by being placed in the care of parents of the opposite sex. True, this would not be the case with fathers who are naturally homosexual, but the risk is much greater and widespread with children left in the care of parents of the opposite sex and must be brought to an immediate halt. Also, raising children in the care of parents of the opposite sex has potential to cause gender confusion. Little boys may come to believe that they are little girls as a result of being put in the care of women, after all, and the same is probably true of female to male transexuals. The only way to resolve this problem is to treat those who commit heterosex as felons and outlaw heterosexual cohabitation. This is the only way to preserve our society for the long term.

Discuss. I know that this is completely silly, but I'd like to see how far we can go in turning the tables.

:biglaugh: Funniest Post Lately :biglaugh:

I was worried for a minute that Flapp was just outed as a bigoted hater

I feel this new found freedom of being outed as a heterosexual. Oh boy, now I can claim a victimhood status and start demanding that society must change to accomodate all of my wants and desires. OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh, the new found power that I feel now.

 

[Bennettresearch]

a set of questions for all open hetrosexual:




how long have you known you are hetrosexual?

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality?

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity?

do you think you have the right to pressure your sexual preference onto others who are not "that way inclinded"?


these are some of the serious questions that you will be asked when you openly admit to being hetrosexual, its nto an easy life!

OK CP, I'll bare my soul here,

1. I discovered when this girl walked up to me and then we, I won't go into that.

2. Since my faith surrounds my self absorbed personal agenda, I think it does.

3. I have an identity?

4. Well, I did pressure a girl for a day once. Does this count?

I hope that I have cleared up your confusion here.

 

[Green Gaia]

I was going to play along with the idea of the thread and actually defend heterosexuals... until I read this garbage:

I feel this new found freedom of being outed as a heterosexual. Oh boy, now I can claim a victimhood status and start demanding that society must change to accomodate all of my wants and desires. OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh, the new found power that I feel now.

 

[Mike182]

OK CP, I'll bare my soul here,

oooo, this could be good ..............

1. I discovered when this girl walked up to me and then we, I won't go into that.

no, some things are best left in your closet

2. Since my faith surrounds my self absorbed personal agenda, I think it does.

self absorbed personal agenda - sounds healty :sarcastic

3. I have an identity?

do you?

4. Well, I did pressure a girl for a day once. Does this count?

is this the same girl who, for some reason, you won't go into?

I hope that I have cleared up your confusion here.

darling, im as confused as ever

C_P

 

[michel]

a set of questions for all open hetrosexual:




how long have you known you are hetrosexual?

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality?

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity?

do you think you have the right to pressure your sexual preference onto others who are not "that way inclinded"?


these are some of the serious questions that you will be asked when you openly admit to being hetrosexual, its nto an easy life!

how long have you known you are hetrosexual? I am not sure, I have had doubts, earlier on in my life.

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality? Yes.

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity? No; I don't like to flaunt the fact

do you think you have the right to pressure your sexual preference onto others who are not "that way inclinded"? Not at all. As long as what people do does no harm to others, what people want to do is their own business; besides, I'd never stand in the path of Love.

 

[Quiddity]

Nope! Perhaps this is true if you go by percentages, but the majority of all STD infections, in total, occur as a result of heterosexual intercourse. You can't argue with that!

You think the numbers would be the same if the population was the same? According to percentage, that wouldn't be the case would it?

~Victor

 

[Flappycat]

You think the numbers would be the same if the population was the same? According to percentage, that wouldn't be the case would it?

~Victor

This isn't the case, though

Therefore, heterosex is the greater threat.