Ban heterosex!

[Quiddity]

This isn't the case, though

Therefore, heterosex is the greater threat.

If you want to stick to what is, while ignoring percentages, that's your choice.

~Victor

 

[turk179]

a set of questions for all open hetrosexual:

:woohoo: I love questions!

how long have you known you are hetrosexual?

Since puberty. Or when my friend showed me a particular magazine. Whichever came first.

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality?

My faith typically supports eating babies, sacrificing goats and ritualistic sex orgies. So I would have to say no.

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity?

Yes because I don't care if I get harassed, beaten up, or even fired from my job because of my heterosexuality. I am a heterosexual. We are just as natural as all of you homosexual people are.

a set of questions for all open hetrosexual:

:woohoo: I love questions!

how long have you known you are hetrosexual?

Since puberty. Or when my friend showed me a particular magazine. Whichever came first.

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality?

My faith typically supports eating babies, sacrificing goats and ritualistic sex orgies. So I would have to say no.

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity?

Yes because I don't care if I get harassed, beaten up, or even fired from my job because of my heterosexuality. I am a heterosexual. We are just as natural as all of you homosexual people are.

do you think you have the right to pressure your sexual preference onto others who are not "that way inclinded"?

Not at all. All we have to do is stare at someone or touch them enough and they will turn heterosexual. :biglaugh:

these are some of the serious questions that you will be asked when you openly admit to being heterosexual, its nto an easy life!

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

Anyways, God has blessed me with a wife who has a talent for movie trivia and she informed me that the name of the movie is "Demolition Man". It's not the best movie in the world but it is something to watch.

that was the one with wesley snipes as the villian right?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

that was the one with wesley snipes as the villian right?

Yep. Wesley Snipes with bleached blonde hair.

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

a set of questions for all open hetrosexual:




how long have you known you are hetrosexual?

A: since i realized the alternative was so vile and disgusting just thinking about it gets me shaking. And women are hot. purr.

does your faith typically support hetroseuxuality?

A: it is asexual. as far as i know

do you make your hetrosexuality your identity?

A: in a way, yes

do you think you have the right to pressure your sexual preference onto others who are not "that way inclinded"?

A: no. no one does.

i think we heteros should organize a straight-pride parade. Those intolerant gays won't be able to stand it

 

[Mike182]

i think we heteros should organize a straight-pride parade. Those intolerant gays won't be able to stand it

too right

we will hate it with all the vile we can squeze out of our cold, black, hateful hearts

................. :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[Bennettresearch]

I was going to play along with the idea of the thread and actually defend heterosexuals... until I read this garbage:

Hi Maize,

Actually I don't think so because all heterosexuals are repressing the gays, right? How can you defend that? With all of the flack that I got relating a story about driving a cab it is obvious that you are totally biased. Which is OK. You should have a better sense of humor though.

 

[Green Gaia]

Actually I don't think so because all heterosexuals are repressing the gays, right?

Emphasis mine.
No, I don't think that and never said anything remotely like that.

 

[michel]

I was going to play along with the idea of the thread and actually defend heterosexuals... until I read this garbage:

Pity someone had to spoil the fun.

 

[painted wolf]

the idea of Maize being "totaly biased" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard...and the saddest at the same time.:tsk:

I think the point of this thread was to point out that blanket statements condeming an entire group are fundimentally erronious and frankly wrong... be that group a nationality, gender or sexuality. Humor was the vehichle... sadly some ran it proptly into a tree.

wa:do

 

[michel]

the idea of Maize being "totaly biased" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard...and the saddest at the same time.:tsk:

I think the point of this thread was to point out that blanket statements condeming an entire group are fundimentally erronious and frankly wrong... be that group a nationality, gender or sexuality. Humor was the vehichle... sadly some ran it proptly into a tree.

wa:do

You are right, can't be having all this fun! This is a serious topic............and I know what you mean about the comment on Maize.