Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Your lack of spine offends me.....girly man!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think a man would not feel complimented to be associated with the fabulous female gender!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am offended to be associated with the fabulous female gender...

(errr...I'm feeling the ice thinning as I type...lol)

 

[4consideration]

Keep it up mister! (I may just encourage you to keep walking until you fall in, but don't worry...I'll stick around long enough to pull you out.)

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you tell him to "keep it up".
TMI!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

LMAO...

We need someone else to poke their head in this thread, just so I don't start to feel targeted! (Can't believe I just offered up 'poke their head in' )

Anyways...I feel completely offended that you'd dare speak on behalf of my...umm...manly bits.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you feel targeted! That is ridiculous.
(This inspires me to target you for offensive posts.)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that my self-pity offends you.
(Bring it on...I'm bulletproof...lol)

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you think anyone would offend you on account of yourself-pity.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you keep bringing up self-pity...you're only making it worse you know...ignore it and it will go away

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you're ignoring me, and I REFUSE to go away.

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you're ignoring me, and I REFUSE to go away.

I'm offended that you won't go away, and if you do, I will still be offended.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

That does it, I'm leaving!

(plus, it's late and I need my beauty sleep...night all)

 

[Sumit]

You are quitting and that's offensive.

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you find his quitting as offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I doubt you're understand why, Zaybu, but that was an offensive post.

 

[BSM1]

I don't understand why either so I am offended.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your lack of understanding

 

[Sumit]

I am offended by your views on his poor understanding.

 

[Thief]

So now we are lost between a lack of understanding....
and narrow-minded threat of quitting?

Well gee.......please do.
All of you.
I am soooooooooooooooo offended by the low level of insult and self righteous indignation.

I just might quit.

Thief is ninja!
Ninja vanish!