I am offended that you fall asleep after reading my post!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I'm offended that your posts zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No sammich for me today?
Wake up & make me one!
Wake up & make me one!
I made you a bunch of little bite-sized, Nori and rice wrapped sammiches.
They're packaged in nice little plastic containers, just like you get from a sushi restaurant. Since I have to do everything for you, I'm going to go ahead and eat them, too. I don't want to put you to too much effort.
They're packaged in nice little plastic containers, just like you get from a sushi restaurant. Since I have to do everything for you, I'm going to go ahead and eat them, too. I don't want to put you to too much effort.
I'm offended that you ate my sammiches!
Since they belonged to me, & you took them, I'll report you to the IRS for unreported income!!
Since they belonged to me, & you took them, I'll report you to the IRS for unreported income!!
I was never told of the sammiches until she denied them to me!
This is sammich discrimination!
This is sammich discrimination!
Fasting is offensive!
I plan to eat sammiches until she gives me sammiches.
I plan to eat sammiches until she gives me sammiches.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
You're going to need a new sweater......like you don't already.
Along with the infestation and the itch.....
It's going to let your navel show.
Now THAT would be sooooooooooooooooooooo offensive!
You want this thread to go back to the toilet! I know you do.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be coming around here pooooooooooooping "o's".
Otherwise, you wouldn't be coming around here pooooooooooooping "o's".
Don't bring up pooping!
Wu Wei is now very sensitive about it.
Wu Wei is now very sensitive about it.
How dare you say Wu Wei is insensitive!
He cries about the heartbreak of pigeon poop.
He cries about the heartbreak of pigeon poop.
How dare you talk about Wu Wei's wearing of pigeon poop with such obvious lasciviousness!
(He's a prude, & wouldn't like it.)
(He's a prude, & wouldn't like it.)
You should admit you're a prude!
Such weakness offends me.
Such weakness offends me.
How dare you oppose the resurrection of Hitler!
(The man must be held accountable.)
I also have a Benedict Arnold project in the works.
(The man must be held accountable.)
I also have a Benedict Arnold project in the works.