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[Revoltingest]

Weeeeelllll! Two can play that game!

I will be happy to make you a sammich, a really nice one at that -- just as soon as you get back from servicing my vehicle.

It's time for a fill-up. Please make sure to check the tire pressure, all the fluids -- and it could use a detailing. How long has it been since you've gotten the oil changed? It may be time for that as well.

Yes, Ma'am!
I'm offended, but yes Ma,am!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your subjugation is offensive

 

[4consideration]

It is offensive that you would attempt to dissuade Rev. from obeying me!

 

[Revoltingest]

It is offensive that you take my obedience for granted!

 

[4consideration]

Don't twist my words! I appreciate your blind obedience to my every whim. I don't take it for granted.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended at your denial of subjugation of Revolingest...he is but a simple Scotsman with a rake

 

[4consideration]

I am not denying his subjugation to me! It is a good thing. I was just saying that I appreciate it.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your appreciation of his subjugation (oppression) is offensive.... he is but poor simple Scots folk and they are easily lead astray.... you should be ashamed.....and were is my tea

 

[Sumit]

A tea made of cement, water and sand. That's really a hard tea.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am shocked that you would make tea from cement, water & sand!
You left out lime. By adding that, you'd have mortar.

 

[Sumit]

You partially corrected me, you forgot to add sugar and that's offensive.
( statue like sweet tea as it attracts pigeon)

 

[Revoltingest]

I am deeply offended that you'd want a tea recipe which would result in even more pigeon poop deposited upon our statuarical friend!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are so stingy with your poop producing recipes.

 

[Sumit]

He likes it, so you shouldn't be offended by that. Don't you want to see him happy. How offensive.

 

[4consideration]

Hey, a recipe is not like a pie. He doesn't get less recipe for himself if he shares it with someone else.

I get to judge him in this thread, and by golly, I'm gonna do it!

 

[Wu Wei]

Being Judgmental is offensive

 

[4consideration]

So... you fault me for doing what the situation requires?

 

[Sumit]

Your questioning is offensive. Just chill :beach:

 

[4consideration]

Don't tell me to chill!

I am already chilling a bottle of wine, but it has not yet reached the appropriate temperature. I don't appreciate your assuming that I am not handling the situation.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your needed to revert to wine to handle this is offensive....well...actually it is not... but you are interrupting my yoga... and that is offensive