Then find some other RF staffer to make me a sammich!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Oh, wait. I forgot.
I made you a sammich for Valentine's Day and forgot to give it to you. It was in the back of the fridge. Here it is. Is this too much of a repeat? I like to go for variety with food.
Don't mind that bite out of it. I tasted it when I made it, just to make sure it was delicious. You can trust me. It was delicious.
I made you a sammich for Valentine's Day and forgot to give it to you. It was in the back of the fridge. Here it is. Is this too much of a repeat? I like to go for variety with food.
Don't mind that bite out of it. I tasted it when I made it, just to make sure it was delicious. You can trust me. It was delicious.
I'm offended that no bacon is poking out of it!
(Lovely shade of green, btw.)
(Lovely shade of green, btw.)
Why can't you just appreciate a nice gesture when you receive one? Does it always have to come down to how much pork is in it for you?
Because I'm easily offended, of course!
Usually....but sometimes it's about how many anchovies (bacon of the sea) I get.
Those were rhetorical questions. I can't believe you answered them!
I am offended by your disbelief!
That is to dis me!
That is to dis me!
I am offended by your dis-temper!
I've had my distemper shots!
Woof!
Woof!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
They should have burned that flea infested sweater and de-loused that beard!
Arghch! Ye juss made an enemy for life!
Now yer on me enemies list too!
What! Achghrgh! Yer so daft ye canna figger oot me posts!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Now....now.....I know that sweater itches.....and your beard is a mess.
But you'll feel so much better....after a bath and a shave.
Just put the rake down.....easy boy.....nice puppy.......easy now......