What would a coyote know about confusion?
Your hubris is offensive!
Your hubris is offensive!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I'm also offended that you pretend to understand me, Sumit. Of course I don't wish to catch the bird. I merely wish to eat it.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Say what?
How to serve bird....that you don't catch?
Come on people....we need more than knee jerking!!!!!!!
I do anyway.
And be careful how you jerk me around!
I am Thief!
I am ninja!
And I am sooooooooooo easily offended.
A statue's business is standing very still.
(It helps the pigeons' hit the target.)
I'm offended that you don't know this!
(It helps the pigeons' hit the target.)
I'm offended that you don't know this!
How dare you attack my modern statue knowledge!
I'll have you know that some of my friends are modern statues.
I'll have you know that some of my friends are modern statues.
So, are you saying that some of your friends are a "stick in the mud"?
Nice way to talk about your friends!
Nice way to talk about your friends!
My friends are quite clean.
How dare you call them muddy!
How dare you call them muddy!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I’m offended that you are trying to pass your friends off as clean…when it is common knowledge they are unclean
And for the record I’m an old statue..a VERY old statue, so old they have finally moved me into a museum so I no longer need to worry about pigeons
And for the record I’m an old statue..a VERY old statue, so old they have finally moved me into a museum so I no longer need to worry about pigeons
Old? Hah! How old?
You are impudent to think you're old for a statue. You're but an adolescent compared to the ancients.
You shouldn't criticize Wu Wei just because he is not as old as you. That is wrong. He is very mature for his age.
How dare you accuse me of being old?!?
I'll learn you to respect your elders in the woodshed....now, fetch me a switch!
Make me a sammich first.
I'll learn you to respect your elders in the woodshed....now, fetch me a switch!
Make me a sammich first.
I didn't say you were old, just older than Wu Wei. It all depends on how you define old. 
I am offended that you would think otherwise.
No, on the sammich. I'm tired and the kitchen is closed for the night. (That means you can do it for yourself, but I ain't doin' it. Well...I guess that really just means the staff is on break for about 9 hours, rather than actually closed. No one is going to get in trouble for helping themselves, except the children. It's a school night and it's bedtime. You know, I probably could make you a sammich, but I think it'd be more fun to waste your time having you read this nonsensical, long and pointless post.)
I am offended that you would think otherwise.No, on the sammich. I'm tired and the kitchen is closed for the night. (That means you can do it for yourself, but I ain't doin' it. Well...I guess that really just means the staff is on break for about 9 hours, rather than actually closed. No one is going to get in trouble for helping themselves, except the children. It's a school night and it's bedtime. You know, I probably could make you a sammich, but I think it'd be more fun to waste your time having you read this nonsensical, long and pointless post.)