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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm offended that you deny your sneakiness!
This is typical of RF staff...thinking they're above the rules with their smug sense of entitlement!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Bacon issues ....toilet issues....

We seem lost between the fat and the crap.

I keep hoping to be truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuly offended.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Well if, I could put the cover lid on this one!

This thread has fallen to shallow wordplay and grade school humor.

If only someone would truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuly offend me!

Thief is ninja!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Thief offends me with his challenge to offend!
He is a poodle washing, lace wearing, backwards walking, nose picking, moderator goosing, heaping pile of thievery!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Thief offends me with his challenge to offend!
He is a poodle washing, lace wearing, backwards walking, nose picking, moderator goosing, heaping pile of thievery!

Now just a minute there you red headed make over of a Freddy Kruger.....

I might walk backwards....it's part of ninja art....
And I might goose a mod now and then....
And I might have a pile of contraband....somewhere....

But I don't wear lace!
And I don't wash poodles!

And I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO offended by you false accusations!

Wanna know what you can do with your rake?
You and your smelly sweater and snot covered lip!

And no....I won't pick your boogers!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm offended that you're one of those tea drinkers who holds his pinky finger up while grasping his teacup!

(That was meant for Wu Wei, but you'll do.)
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Now you've done it!

When the Tea Party hears of this....!!!!!

Bet you'll get more than a pinky out of it!

They will be sooooooooooooooooooo offended!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm offended that you bring up the Tea Party!
(Now we might all get audited by the IRS. Gee...thanx, bub!)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I prefer tea, I am offended that you didn't asked for milk tea party.
You put milk in tea?
Do you sip this infantile swill while knitting lace curtains for dainty little sitting room?
Real men put sugar in their tea! Lots of it (to kill the taste of the tea)!
 

Sumit

Sanatana Dharma
indian-masala-milk-tea.jpg

I am not as offensive as you, you can taste this milk tea with lot of suger.
 
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