Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sumit]

I am offended by your complex statement. Keep your words simple.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended by your refusal to face the heartbreak of bovine spongiform encephalopathy!

 

[Sumit]

your offensive "bovine spongiform encephalopathy" is without heart so cannot go for heartbreak.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended at you inscrutability!

 

[Sumit]

I am offended by your simplicity.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am rendered simple by your offensiveness!

 

[Wu Wei]

I find your attempts at sesquipedalianism abhorrent

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you sent me to the dictionary!
(But I'm not as offended as I would've been back in the days of having to search those gosh darned actual books.)

 

[Sumit]

I am offended, you didn't tried Google translate.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't consider dictionary.com to be God!

 

[Jeremiah]

I am offended that we can't just all get along.

 

[Jeremiah]

I am offended by the cow who posted above me.

 

[BSM1]

Of course, a ticked-off cow would be offended.

 

[Thief]

A cow with ticks!

Not only offensive.....but a health hazard!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you accuse Jeremiah of being tick infested!

He's covered with these?

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you didn't use this picture of the Tick

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that y'all seem to be purposely trying to tick me off!

 

[Sumit]

And how do you know our little secret, that's offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

What secret...I was never told about this secret.... your decimation against those who are stone challenged is offensive

You shall be hearing form the NAASS (National Association for the Advancement of Stone Statues) And PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Statues)

 

[Sumit]

An statue Association?? That's really offensive. Now we will soon witness pebble association, mango association, pigeon association and many such other offensive associations.