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[Revoltingest]

An statue Association?? That's really offensive. Now we will soon witness pebble association, mango association, pigeon association and many such other offensive associations.

I'm offended that you fail to mention the Purple Pigeon Poop Pelted People aka "PPPPP".
(Note: Statues of people are permitted to join too.)

 

[Thief]

What secret...I was never told about this secret.... your decimation against those who are stone challenged is offensive

Did you mean...'stoned'?......'challenged?'....or 'stoned AND challenged?

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you fail to mention the Purple Pigeon Poop Pelted People aka "PPPPP".
(Note: Statues of people are permitted to join too.)

Speaking of 'stoned' AND 'challenged'!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am deeply offended that you accuse Wu Wei of being high & retarded!

 

[Thief]

I am deeply offended that you accuse Wu Wei of being high & retarded!

Now...now....let's not be blunt and rude at the same time!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you claim you're blunt and rude!
(You're such a braggart.)

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you claim you're blunt and rude!
(You're such a braggart.)

ok...so I tried to be nice and it didn't work.

Want me to show you blunt and rude with your rake?

Ohh...time to go....(ninja)

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you say I'm blunt & rude with my rake!
Oh.....wait......never mind.....I agree.

Now, I'm offended that you don't mention my shovel or hoe!
I'm blunt, rude, offensive & revolting with those too!

 

[Wu Wei]

How hideously abhorrent of you, I am fiercely exacerbated at your ventose utterances of vacuity that would make your average humans brain casefy.... luckily I am a statue and my head is made of stone so it has no effect on me

 

[Revoltingest]

Mmmmmmm....cheeeeeese!
I'm offended that you dis cheese!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you assumed that I would dis cheese when in fact I was commenting on your ability to turn the average human brain into cheese with your words……which I now realize I am also offended by your lack of understanding

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended by your superior understanding of brain to cheese conversion!
Head cheese? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended by your cavalier use of the letter w.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you would restrict Dubya!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended that you refuse to spell 'W' properly.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you fail to see that "Dubya" is the correct spelling!
And your shoe is untied.

 

[BSM1]

This thread is about offending not defending. I call your "Dubya" defense an offense.

 

[Brickjectivity]

True that. I am offended by your sharp logic.

 

[4consideration]

Must you point?

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended by your lame support for BSM!
(Note that he called you a "poopy head" thrice in this thread.)

Hey! 4con sneaked a post in between!
That's offensive too.