Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Don't defend me! I see your purpose....you're coming on to me!
(I am a happily married groundskeeper.)

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you discovered my secret intentions

 

[Adramelek]

I'm offended that you discovered my secret intentions

Revoltingest and Pastek sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.??

 

[crossfire]

Revoltingest and Pastek sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.??

I would be offended if I walked under that tree and looked up.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you didn't noticed both of you that the atlantic ocean is between us

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended at the way this ENTIRE thread is going

 

[4consideration]

Then YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

 

[Pastek]

It's a statue, he can't have any emotion !

 

[idav]

It's a statue, he can't have any emotion !

Wow you say that as if statues have no feelings. He's right here in the thread!

 

[Adramelek]

Wow, I am offended that you people don't realize that on the internet we are not separated by anything, we are all one big happy family.

 

[4consideration]

We are one big happy family. I have a question for you. How come every night after dinner, when it's time for the family to clean the kitchen, you always and suddenly need to go to the bathroom?

 

[zaybu]

Asking such indiscreet question is offensive.

 

[Adramelek]

We are one big happy family. I have a question for you. How come every night after dinner, when it's time for the family to clean the kitchen, you always and suddenly need to go to the bathroom?

Well, pardon me for wanting to spear you of the fumes of my gasstro intestinal fart episodes :areyoucra.

 

[4consideration]

Well, pardon me for wanting to spear you of the fumes of my gasstro intestinal fart episodes :areyoucra.

Yeah? Well in this family, everyone needs to help out! I almost can't even get over it.

But, if you get me a glass of water while you're in the kitchen, it may help.

 

[BSM1]

How dare you look into my kitchen in this thread. That goes beyond the pale.

 

[4consideration]

Hey! Beyond the Pale was a great stand-up comedy special by Jim Gaffigan. How dare you say that like there is something wrong with it!

 

[Revoltingest]

You didn't mention my sammich status!

 

[BSM1]

My sammich status..there. Happy now?

 

[Amechania]

The word sammich is offensive to every woman on the planet. Even New Guinea tribeswomen, who've never seen bread, find it offensive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I find New Guinea tribeswomen offensive, for the most part.