I can't believe you let Rev. get away with having an opinion so easily. You should have insisted that he run his opinions past us gals for approval before having them!
He is not misspelling! The word sammich refers to a completely fictional item, likened to a sandwich in real life. I often make him a sammich. I never make him a sandwich!
Would you please get me the center slice, about 3 inches from the bottom?
edit: Make that the center slice, about 3 inches from the bottom; a slice to the far right -- about 6 inches up and 4 inches in; a slice from the far left, about 12 inches up and 6 inches in; and then go around the back and about halfway up, from all the way as far as you can reach -- back.