Be Offended By the Post Above You

[zaybu]

School grounds are the best places to be offended.

 

[BSM1]

Coffee grounds are also offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your making humor from such a deadly serious topic is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your obsession with coffee is offensive.... try decaf...it looks like you could use some....

 

[Revoltingest]

I've no coffee obsession. Deceiver! Charlatan!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your soylent abuse of Charlton Heston is uncalled for, and the guy's not even present to defend himself. I'll have you banned from the NRA poster's committee for this.

 

[Thief]

So now we do puns....

So sorry....ninjas don't do puns.
Humor is not part of the art.

I can only be....sooooooooooooooooooooo....offended.

 

[Kalidas]

Ninja please you offend me!

 

[Thief]

And how shall I offend you?.....let me count the ways....

Your retorts are too quick and shallow.
You lack imagination and creativity.
And then you foolishly ask to be offended?

oh my god!

You are asking for it?......aren't you?

 

[Kalidas]

that list of offenses was far to short, your lack of confidence in yourself is offensive.


(I missed a coma it was SUPPOSED to say Ninja please, you offend me!)

 

[Thief]

Oh....you missed a comma.....how brilliant of you!

Try lots of periods.....I do.
And it does seem to bother people.
They often make comment about it.
.......................................................................

heheheheheheheh

 

[Kalidas]

Your use of the word "period" offends me! The proper term is "menstruation"

 

[Thief]

oh my god....that's not what I meant and you know it!

That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offensive.

Jeesh!.....how crude!

It deserves more o's.

Here you goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Kalidas]

Did you just call EM crude?! How offensive are you......... you are the crude one! Using such nasty letters such as O's

 

[Thief]

Did you just call EM crude?! How offensive are you......... you are the crude one! Using such nasty letters such as O's

Oh yeah?....try this on for size....

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

 

[Kalidas]

OH L0RD THE INSANITY! I have never been more offended!

(I think were the only active members on lol)

 

[zaybu]

Insanity and offended are oxymoron.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wrong & bad grammar!
Me are offended!

 

[Awoon]

Not today I wont.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you're a pretty bird....& I'm not!