Be Offended By the Post Above You

[zaybu]

You brand your rake in front of that pretty bird and you don't think that's offensive. Now that is offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your poor self image..... of couse me being offended by it is not helping....but then I am not here to help

 

[Revoltingest]

Talk about self image....you think you're made of stone!
No wonder you're not here to help.
Fortunately, I am here to serve.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Serving yourself does not count. Try and make your posts less offensive. Be like me.

 

[Adramelek]

Be like you? Now that would be offensive.

 

[zaybu]

Baal Adramelch is the son and murderer of Sennacherib, that is offensive.

 

[Thief]

Yeah well....he ain't a ninja!

Thief is ninja!
Thief will kill pretty bird for you....if the price is right.

(Hey...pest control....it ain't pretty...but it's a living.)

 

[Adramelek]

That's ancient history, I no longer roam the Assyrian lands.

 

[Adramelek]

Yeah well....he ain't a ninja!

Thief is ninja!
Thief will kill pretty bird for you....if the price is right.

(Hey...pest control....it ain't pretty...but it's a living.)

Who are you callin pretty bird? I will smite you with my bat wings.

 

[Thief]

That last item was aimed at Awoon.

But that's ok.
Maybe I can get paid by the spread of the wing.
(the bigger they are......)

 

[Adramelek]

Awoon? That was two pages ago, oh, hell now I'm really offended.

 

[Thief]

Yeah sorry....but you were off on some tangent....

Anyway....how about having those god awful wings clipped?

Bet I can get top dollar for them.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't stiff me on my share again!

 

[Thief]

Hey...I'm a free agent on this deal.

you can just take your rake and shove it!

 

[Adramelek]

Yes, my wings are "awfully offensive to God". And like a good Luciferian I am proud of it.

 

[Kalidas]

Hey being a Hindu I believe I am God, thus you are offending me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Being a Scot, I am offended by everyone, thus you are offending me!

 

[Adramelek]

Well I can't say that I am offended that I am offending "God". I am actually prideful of it.

 

[Wu Wei]

That last item was aimed at Awoon.

But that's ok.
Maybe I can get paid by the spread of the wing.
(the bigger they are......)

Your over confidence and arrogance is offensive

 

[crossfire]

Well I can't say that I am offended that I am offending "God". I am actually prideful of it.

Hmm, if you are auto-theistic, that would be an offensively fallacious argument.