Be Offended By the Post Above You

[BSM1]

That's offensively understandable.

 

[zaybu]

Understanding is offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your misunderstanding is even more offensive!

 

[zaybu]

Your misunderstanding of my "Understanding is offensive"is even more offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah, well your misunderstanding is......ugh! Once again, would you stop mining boogers while you post?
It's most offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can depend upon you to make an offensive post about boogers. Dude.

 

[zaybu]

Your dependability is offensice, dudejectivity.

 

[Revoltingest]

What do you have against Depends?
Your insensitivity towards the incontinent is offensive!

 

[BSM1]

Your Depends umbrage doesn't hold water, and that is offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

You dare make light of the heartbreak of incontinence?
Brute! Lout! Boor! Poopy head!

 

[BSM1]

How dare you? I am not a boor.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're offensively boring!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Such invigorating words are not befitting to such an anal retentive post.

 

[zaybu]

Any sentence with "anal" makes a "hole" out of nothing. Offensive, offensive, offensive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Phht...who are you to talk about anal when you're proudly flaunting Uranus.
Offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you use that name!
It is now known as Urectum.

 

[BSM1]

It's scientifically offensive that you believe this to be Uranus when obviously it's Planet Nine From Outer Space.

 

[Revoltingest]

You offensively added a meaning changing "et" to Plan Nine From Outer Space!

 

[BSM1]

I would be offended it the "et" didn't fit.

 

[crossfire]

You et (passed tense of eat) Uranus?
{I'm too disgusted to be offended.}