Be Offended By the Post Above You

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended that you've gone off on a tangent, leaving me clueless as to what you're talking about.

 

[zaybu]

How offensive of you to have engaged this thread on a slippery slope!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Slippery slopes are my friends. They let me take one little baby step happy in the knowledge that I'll be able to justify complete depravity in a matter of weeks.

How dare you be offended by their enabling goodness.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your desire for depravity is offensive!
(Just not to me.)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

LMAO. Props for your honesty.

Hang on. No. I take that back. You're just being honest to make me look bad, aren't you? I find that offensive. I don't need the help.

 

[BSM1]

Your denial is offensive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Your repudiation of my denial is offensive.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you have more frubals than me.

 

[zaybu]

Stating a non-offense as an offense is offensive

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you spelt offence wrongly.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended when people act like teachers

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended as I'm not acting, I'm a real-life teacher!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you teach "real-life"!
Kids should learn that on the streets.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you want kids on the streets. Who is going to run my...erm...the sweat shops?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll bet you even have the heat on during hot days in your factories!
Ya know, if you didn't lose so many kids to dingos, you wouldn't have a labor shortage.

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive to disparage short laborers.

 

[zaybu]

Advocating for tall laborers is just as offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

You pencil necked bean poles are soooo over-sensitive!

 

[4consideration]

If you tried a little tenderness you wouldn't be so offensively uptight!

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you would quote Otis Redding to make a point.