Be Offended By the Post Above You

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you quote Qur'an in English in your sig. Arabic only please!

 

[Revoltingest]

Must you burp so loudly when you post?
I also saw chunks fly out!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended at your sig- I'm fluent in French already.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you want to compete with me in french

 

[Revoltingest]

Cheese eating surrender monkeys everywhere are offended that you don't capitalize "French"!

 

[Wu Wei]

Cheese eating surrender monkeys everywhere are offended that you don't capitalize "French"!

Oh that is offensive....funny but offensive and one of my favorite Groundkeeper Willie quotes

 

[lewisnotmiller]

My daughter actually just told me over the breakfast table that the floor was being evil. I asked her what she meant, and she said 'Look, Daddy...there's food all over it and it's dirty...'

What does that have to do with this? I dunno. Just thought it was cute/time to speak to childcare.

I find it offensive that you can laugh at something you find offensive. I escape this conundrum by automatically granting anything funny an 'offence-exemption'.
ie. It's not offensive because it's **** funny.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's utterly disgusting how you let your floor get so dirty that even a Scot wouldn't eat off of it!

 

[BSM1]

And this is coming from the people that created haggis. Offensive!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

There's nothing wrong with eating offal not fit for human consumption, and I find the assertion that there is offensive.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

You didn't even consider kitty consumption!

 

[Revoltingest]

Eating kitties?
Disgusting!
Now, puppies are wonderful fare.

 

[Thief]

You guys only THINK you know offensive and disgusting entre'...

We lived on corned beef my mom got from the railcar with food stamps.
It came in a can with no paper label and only black ink to mark the contents.

It smelled like dog food and sliced like bologna.
Best to fry it.....you don't really know what it's made of.
Best to have mustard handy....lots of it.....

To this day the stench of the stuff frying lingers in my nostrils.
and that was 45yrs ago!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Bah, I had to live on canned mackeral and bully beef for months in PNG. That's all we had, plus rice. (soooo much rice). And whatever greens our slightly disgusting Aussie cook scavenged from (literally) the roadside. We'd ask 'What's this?' and he'd say 'kumu', which just means 'greens'. And we'd say 'Erm...in English?' And he'd say 'Let's just stick with kumu, okay?'

We were mighty happy when hurricane season was over and we could get to the markets again, I'll tell ya...

Oh, and I'm offended that you can remember anything from 45 years ago. I wasn't even born then, and I'm not sure such a time existed. I am offended by your certainty that it did.

 

[Thief]

Bah, I had to live on canned mackeral and bully beef for months in PNG. That's all we had, plus rice. (soooo much rice). And whatever greens our slightly disgusting Aussie cook scavenged from (literally) the roadside. We'd ask 'What's this?' and he'd say 'kumu', which just means 'greens'. And we'd say 'Erm...in English?' And he'd say 'Let's just stick with kumu, okay?'

We were mighty happy when hurricane season was over and we could get to the markets again, I'll tell ya...

Oh, and I'm offended that you can remember anything from 45 years ago. I wasn't even born then, and I'm not sure such a time existed. I am offended by your certainty that it did.

You're not implying that I'm making this up .....are YOUUUUUUU???????

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFENDED!

I'll have you know I have a n excellent memory.

Now if I could just forget YOU!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you are trying to forget me. I understand it though...lol

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're in Australia where I want to be!

 

[Revoltingest]

You actually believe that Australia exists?
Such myths are quite offensive!

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you would employee a phony lisp when speaking of HH. She's a miss not a myth.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

It's offensive that you un-e phoney.