Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Hey! Really soft toilet paper ain't cheap.

 

[BSM1]

Toilet paper? You have toliet paper? That's offensive (and tempting).

 

[4consideration]

Coveting my toilet paper is offensive!

 

[BSM1]

No offense, but like you said really soft butt wipes isn't cheap.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You could always wipe with those frubals of yours, but you never even considered that. Instead you've got to find something to be jealous about and wind up offending everyone.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're discussing such a disgusting subject!

 

[zaybu]

Your post is too much of a mouthful, it's offensive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I don't know how you can consider a mouthful of offensive anything...
People have been arrested for that, I'm sure. As they should be. It's offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

And you should be arrested for that post..its offensive

 

[lewisnotmiller]

In an unjust society, the correct place for a just man is in prison. What does that have to do with this thread, I hear you ask? I find your questioning of me offensive!

 

[Pastek]

I'm so offended to see a just man in liberty that i call the police for you.
Pack your bags

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am offended that you would so callously have me sent to the big house. Don't you understand what a pretty man like me is going to have to endure??

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think men in the big house don't need love to! You should share your prettiness.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you just made me vomit in my mouth.
Plus, I'm really not that pretty. Even my mum wouldn't say that without a chuckle.



I make up for it with my sparkling personality and rapier-like wit...ahem...

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended as you mentioned weaponry!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Bah...'rapier' is a French word, and the only thing the French do with their weapons is hand them over when they surrender. I am offended you associated me with the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

(err...I humbly apologise to any French. I'm sure you've heard it before though...ahem...)

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you replied to my post.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you replied to my reply to your post.

 

[zaybu]

Stop replying to the above post if you don't want to be offended... oh wait, did I.... never mind...

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're offended!