Be Offended By the Post Above You

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended that you promote frubal socialism.

 

[Draka]

How could you endorse the buying and selling of frubals as if they have no real meaning? I'm offended!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you accuse me of greed when I give frubals to charity every year!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you give things such as frubals to charity because they do nothing for them

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you are telling people NOT to give frubals to charity. I can set up a perfectly good charity for them to donate to.

Erm...I mean...I can suggest a perfectly good charity for them to donate to.

 

[4consideration]

You can't fool us!

We know that you intend to hoard the donated frubals for yourself, until there is world-wide frubal scarcity. Then, you plan to set yourself up King of World, dolling out meager frubals only to those that do your bidding.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Well, yeah. That's the whole POINT of frubal socialism. It works like this.

1) Realise I was frubal poor
2) Promote frubal socialism, whereby everyone gets an equal share of the whole pool of frubals.
3) Use my newfound political acumen to recruit a vicious ninja army (erm...sure, I only have one ninja, but s/he is super mean)
4) Beg, borrow or steal as many frubals as possible
5) Implement frubal capitalism

You've offended me by getting me to reveal my cunning plan to the world.

 

[4consideration]

Don't blame me for your tendency to expose yourself in public!

 

[idav]

OMG thanks for the image. My eye!:cover:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by your unwillingness to admit you're tempted to peek.

 

[Thief]

Well, yeah. That's the whole POINT of frubal socialism. It works like this.

1) Realise I was frubal poor
2) Promote frubal socialism, whereby everyone gets an equal share of the whole pool of frubals.
3) Use my newfound political acumen to recruit a vicious ninja army (erm...sure, I only have one ninja, but s/he is super mean)
4) Beg, borrow or steal as many frubals as possible
5) Implement frubal capitalism

You've offended me by getting me to reveal my cunning plan to the world.

Super ninja got nothing on Thief!
Thief has kryptonite!

Oh sorry....super mean....not superman.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your delusional ranting is offensive

 

[Thief]

Your delusional ranting is offensive

Oh yeah?...delusional?....coming from a guy with a head full of rock....
Yeah right!

 

[BSM1]

You have offended many of us that grew up in the '60's. Many of us still have a heads full of rock. (Rock on, Jimi.)

 

[Thief]

Not you......you silly thing....
The rock head...THE rock head.

 

[BSM1]

Oh...never mind.

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you believe Thief has a mind.

 

[Thief]

Hey!....what's up with that?

You do know?....Thief is ninja!

Maybe coming to a neighborhood near.....you!

 

[4consideration]

What? A thief? Stay out of my bathroom!

 

[BSM1]

It's a little offensive that you would have something in your bathroom that would attract a thief.