Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

What?!

I'll quote Otis Redding all I want! I like Otis Redding!

Sounds like you need to chill out. Here's a little Otis Redding to relax to:

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Otis Redding-Sitting on the dock of the bay - YouTube

:beach:

 

[Revoltingest]

You haven't made me any sammiches for my upcoming 2 week trip!

 

[zaybu]

Posting videos to score points is offensive.

(I'm ignoring sammiches)

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you ignored the sammiches, it's a war declaration

 

[Thief]

War?.....did someone say.....war?

This ninja is for hire.

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap!

 

[4consideration]

Take your cheap, dirty deeds to the bathroom and wash them! They're filthy!

 

[Thief]

oh god...it's YOU ....again.
How does one so potty minded...end up on the staff?

 

[4consideration]

I didn't tell you to wash them in the toilet!

That you would make such an assumption is indicative of where your thoughts are!

 

[Thief]

Well gee....ninjas are SUPPOSED to have a bag of dirty tricks....

Winning is all that counts.

And you KNOW I don't play fair.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your dirty tricks aren't "dirty" cuz they're effective & underhanded.....they're just soiled with grease stains & spilled food!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well gee....ninjas are SUPPOSED to have a bag of dirty tricks....

Winning is all that counts.

And you KNOW I don't play fair.

So you admit to cheating.... unable to win by the rules eh.
I suppose you blame others for all your problems too

How offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Your dirty tricks are nothing more than having poop all over your head!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your dirty tricks aren't "dirty" cuz they're effective & underhanded.....they're just soiled with grease stains & spilled food!

Wasting food is offensive as are you and your soiled with grease stained sweater

 

[Wu Wei]

Your dirty tricks are nothing more than having poop all over your head!

I have no dirty tricks and to accuse me of such is offensive

 

[4consideration]

Yet you air your dirty laundry here!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yet you air your dirty laundry here!

I have no dirty laundry to air....I'm made of stone.... your falsehoods and accusations are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You do have dirty laundry! It's just made of stone....the same as your noggin!

 

[Wu Wei]

another poop reference apparently that is all you have.....your lack of originality is offensive

 

[4consideration]

I heard that you stare at people without blinking, and that you don't respond when they talk to you. I think that's rather offensive!

 

[Pastek]

His eyes are closed how can he blink ? And he don't have ears too !

I'm offended by your lack of observation