Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

Nobody is paying you to write offensively, so why do you do it?

 

[phillipD]

im not really offended by any of this

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Your apathy is offensive.

 

[4consideration]

I don't really care about apathy!

 

[zaybu]

A sentence with the word "really" is really offensive.

 

[4consideration]

OK, then.

If you don't like the way I express myself, then "... tell me what you want, what you really, really want!"

edit: I can't believe you made me quote The Spice Girls.

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you think I had anything to do with your ramblings with the Spice Girls.

 

[Pastek]

You probably wasn't a kid who grew up in the 90' for not loving the Spice Girls. I pity you

 

[Brickjectivity]

Irrelevant. Who are the Spice Girls?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Can you guys please STOP SAYING 'SPICE GIRLS'!

Not only was I around in the late 90's, but I was a friggin' primary school teacher. I STILL have nightmares about hearing Spice Girls over...and over...and over....and over...

*curls up in a little ball and sucks his thumb*

 

[4consideration]

The only reason I even brought up The Spice Girls is because that particular line from their song has been bouncing around in my head for about two days. I felt the need to dump it out, and this seemed like a good place.

I can't believe you're being so selfish about my needs!

 

[Titanic]

I am offended that everyone has forgotten me! I am also offended by the fact there has been no posting about Jack and Rose! I am also offended that Revoltingest has stopped posting when I am!

 

[4consideration]

I wish you would just make up your mind!

 

[Titanic]

My mind about what!?

 

[4consideration]

What you are really the most offended about.

edit: It is offensive that I couldn't figure out what bothered you the most.

 

[Titanic]

Mostly the lack of Jack and Rose in this thread. Also Rev being gone!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you give her free advices to be offended.

It's a gift you have or don't have !

 

[Titanic]

That was so offensive! I will have you know my advice is great to anyone and oh.......... I am just offended!......

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you learn so quickly how to be offended !

 

[Titanic]

A material girl has to learn to adapt quickly! Or you will become HUNG UP LIKE A LUCKY STAR!