Be Offended By the Post Above You

[zaybu]

If a short post offends what would a long post do? Offend twice, half, offend exponentially, arithmetically, geometrically?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended that you're arguing with me about post length, especially given that it's irrelevant.

 

[zaybu]

Your post is relevant, the very reason why it's so offensive.

 

[Sha'irullah]

The fact that you are the 3403th post just grinds me gears! Very offensive

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Your sig is still offensive.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended to have a deja-vu comment !

 

[Thief]

I am offended to have a deja -vu comment!

 

[4consideration]

You should be talking about the bathroom.

That's it, Thief. Gotta go!

 

[Thief]

And I bet you really had to.....

 

[Sha'irullah]

 

[Thief]

And the two photos in the same post speak volumes....about you.

ooops...make that three.

 

[Brickjectivity]

There is not a lot for me to be offended about in your post, which is really a bit thoughtless of you. I thought we were all working together, but you always leave me holding the bag don't you? It is offensive.

 

[Thief]

Can't leave you holding the bag.....it would catch fire.

And what ARE you doing about that fascination?
Seen a shrink yet?

 

[zaybu]

Too many personal details, offensive,offensive,offensive.

 

[Sha'irullah]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you don't recognize my Sithly powers.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you've got a ninja smiley in your sig.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you saw him. He's supposed to be all mysterious, and hard-to-see.

(actually, I dunno if I should be offended at you for seeing him, or him for not camoflaging himself effectively)

 

[Thief]

As if you people know anything about ninjas....

Thief ninja!
You don't know anything about me.
You can't be sure my next move.
You don't know how to find me.
And if you did......I would be sooooooooo offended!

And you don't want to know anything about me being soooooooo offended!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I don't know anything about ninja? Well...that's true. I employ one...I don't need to know anything about them. I'm offended that you think I do!

Erm...and by 'employ', I mean I provide them a humble abode and they provide a shuriken in the jacksies of whomever I choose. I mean...the misguided capitalist swines of frubal oppression.