Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Titanic]

You are my exact opposite. I am the night, and you are a huge ball of superheated gas. You offend me.

You offend me by the fact that you are still posting on RF! I own the night!

 

[Adramelek]

One "owns the night" the other "is the night"; I am the Dark Lord of the Night= the master and ruler of the Darkness. I am offended that you do not pay homage to me. :bat:

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you expect me to pay homage to a false deity when it is I who is the Carpe Noctem! :devil:

 

[Revoltingest]

Pbbbbbt!
You aren't even qualified to polish Satan's horns!

 

[Wu Wei]

You would know....and that's offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu Wei, I appreciate your offensive capabilities; but why have you turned them against your best pal Revoltingest? While you're at it why not give us all a nice paper cut and pour some lemon juice on it?

 

[Wu Wei]

Revoltingest is my PAL!!!!!! that is offensive

but I admit giving you all nice paper cut and pouring some lemon juice them is a good idea, thanks....now don't go anywhere.... I'll be back.....I have to go find some paper and lemons

 

[4consideration]

Please bring a sammich for me when you come back. (I'll be offended if you don't.)

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you asking for a sammich is so innocent that it's not even offensive. Please ask for fries with that.

 

[zaybu]

Fries are for French, and nothing can be more offensive.

 

[BSM1]

Oui, c'est offenant!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Je suis degoutee qu'on est utilise le francais!

 

[Draka]

I'm offended that you find French disgusting.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you are not of Alien descent.

 

[Draka]

I'm offended that you find something wrong with my earthly dragon lineage.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya know, you could step up to the task when 4con fails, & make me a sammich.
Your insensitivity to my needs is so very offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

After reading that I offend myself for even being part of this.... how so VERY offensive

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended this conversation isn't including me!

 

[zaybu]

Your narcissism is offending.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Your short post offends me.