Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Pastek]

I'm offended you think we must have a good reason to be offended

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended that you can be offended WITHOUT a good reason.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you refuse to offer Pastek a participation trophy for at least trying to be offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

Where's my Thursday sammich?
You just aren't keeping me properly informed about the sammich schedule.
This is so offensive!

 

[4consideration]

Well, excuse me! Maybe, I was busy making pies. And maybe I was going to offer you some, but if you're going to have that attitude...well...I don't think I want to anymore!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

But...there was a schedule! For God's sake, won't someone think of the sammich schedule!?

 

[4consideration]

It's not about the schedule, man! (Except, sometimes it is.)

Sammiches are something that I can make, or refuse to make, based upon what works for the joke. Don't put the sammich issue into such a small box! It's too confining. I can't stand being so restricted!

 

[zaybu]

This is an offense to all small boxes.

 

[4consideration]

Great things may come in small packages, but great sammiches do not!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you put the words great and sammichs together

This is a big offense for a french like me

 

[4consideration]

I love po-boys, which are New Orleans style sammiches made on French bread! Do not offend me by putting them down.

It is the French part of me that makes great sammiches, and it is the Irish side of me will argue with you about it!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you didn't propose those ameliorated sammichs earlier

 

[Thief]

yeah right....
Try making an order in a restaurant like that!

Yeah....I'll have one of those!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended you think you can get one in a restaurant

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am highly disgusted at you Pastek for not supporting the rights of Marshians and Neptunians!
We have the right to take over Earth if we so like ya know

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you wrote "Marshians" instead of "Martians."

 

[Pastek]

Ok, i had a call from the hospital. I'm so offended they let you go out without taking your pills

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am so offended you left without demanding your pills

 

[Sha'irullah]

I'm offended that you wrote "Marshians" instead of "Martians."

I am offended that because you are 2 posts above me my offense towards your offensive posts does not qualify.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you appear to have a problem with waiting your turn