Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by the condition of your turnpike!
(The least you could do is apologize in every post.)
And you're just too pretty for words.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you've got lots of frubals!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! I'm offended that you aren't Awoon, but rather a birdie who looks like him!
(His turnpike is in Ohio.)

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're offended.

 

[zaybu]

Being offended by a dude holding a rake shouldn't offend you, you tweet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't call that ***** a "tweet"!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you made bird puns!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I'm offended that you have not just gone ahead and confessed your love for Revoltingest :sarcastic:

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you've not confessed your love for him either!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I'm offended that you think I am in love with you when obviously I am saving myself for Burt Reynolds!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Burt Reynolds is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

What did he ever do to you....rebuff your advances?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Well...not the first time. But yeah, after that he did.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you dislike Burt Reynolds....the second coming of the Messiah

 

[Amechania]

I am offended that you think Burt Reynolds is only capable of a mere two comings.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by the mental image you're conjuring.

:run:

 

[Sha'irullah]

I'm offended by the mental image you're conjuring.

:run:

I am offended that you are offended by the mental image! I intend to be in that image!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended at what I think to be sexual remarks.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you're not sure. SA is pretty clear about his...erm...what would I call it...

Burtosexuality?

 

[zaybu]

Ninja shouldn't talk about sexuality. Offensive.