Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

You offensive stance on agreeableness is offensively hot!

 

[ElizabethGould]

You again....I'm offended!

 

[4consideration]

That not the correct greeting! The correct greeting is, "Oh, hello. Wonderful to see you. What can I do for you."

Please practice.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended that you're not allowing for the greeting I normally use: Waheguru ji khalsa, waheguru ji ke fateh.

 

[4consideration]

You got me! I'm in a quandary. I don't like quandaries! Aaaahhhhh!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're not more culturally/religiously sensitive.

 

[4consideration]

I can't believe you're criticizing me! :sad4::sad4::sad4:

 

[ElizabethGould]

Awwwwww don't cry...*hugs*

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't hug 4con inappropriately!
(She'll follow you everywhere.)

 

[4consideration]

I can't believe you are revealing details from our Personal Feelings discussion!

Please do not reveal anymore or I will have to mention the things that make you a bit misty eyed!

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't believe you've been sammichless for 2 weeks!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I can't believe you're going to turn this into a sammich thread AGAIN!

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't believe you are going to help propagate bad spelling...how offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't believe that the sammich theme has languished while I was incommunicado.
That offends me & sammichkind!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your horrible spelling is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

My creative spelling is cute.
You offend me!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Your focus on horrible spelling is a welcome break from sammich offensiveness. However, you lack of a period at the end of your sentence is offensive.
(Bah...I hate it when that happens...! Stupid timing...)

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, a grammar Nazi, eh?
Your type really makes me puke!

 

[Wu Wei]

How offensive....you do realize you are going to have to clean that up

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you not offer to clean up my puke!
Statues are supposed to be servants.