Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

No statues are not supposed to be servants...... we are supposed to just stand there...and make fun of you who can move.... you expecting me to clean up after you is offensive.... so offensive in fact that I am going to sign off and go to sleep

 

[Revoltingest]

A sleeping statue?
Now that's offensive!
(Nighty night.)

 

[Titanic]

I am awake!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's offensive that you trumpet so insignificant a thing as your non-sleepinghood!
But hey, I'm awake too....mostly.

 

[Titanic]

It's offensive that you trumpet so insignificant a thing as your non-sleepinghood!
But hey, I'm awake too....mostly.

With a cup of bacon coffee...(I hope).

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by......uh......bacon coffee?
OK, I'm intrigued instead of offended.

 

[Titanic]

I'm offended by......uh......bacon coffee?
OK, I'm intrigued instead of offended.

All you need is some coffee and some bacon. Put the bacon in the coffe and there you go! I hope you will like it if you try it. If not then I am offended!!!!!

 

[Titanic]

All you need is some coffee and some bacon. Put the bacon in the coffe and there you go! I hope you will like it if you try it. If not then I am offended!!!!!

Hey Titanic you mispelled coffee! How offensive!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, so you don't have enough consideration for the rest of us to give a chance at the joy of taking offense to your blatant abuse of the spelling of the word coffee!

Thank a lot -- not!

 

[Titanic]

Bacon coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you fail to mention that Friday is sushi day!

 

[4consideration]

It's also your turn to cook. I'm waaaaiiitttting!

 

[Revoltingest]

Cook? That's woman's work!
(I'll heat things up in the microwave though.)

 

[Titanic]

The Heat won the NBA final's Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I could go for some sushi).

 

[lewisnotmiller]

The Heat won the NBA final's Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I could go for some sushi).

I'm not offended by your post, but I'm offended by the Heat. They are on my shortlist of most hated teams, right alongside the Lakers.

Wanna guess who I follow???

 

[Titanic]

I'm not offended by your post, but I'm offended by the Heat. They are on my shortlist of most hated teams, right alongside the Lakers.

Wanna guess who I follow???

Boston Celtic's?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Boston Celtic's?

Bazinga. Frubals for you.

 

[Titanic]

Bazinga. Frubals for you.

I am a Celtic's fan too. weird right?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am a Celtic's fan too. weird right?

Is that where the 'Red' fetish comes from?

 

[Titanic]

Is that where the 'Red' fetish comes from?

Not really. I just really like Redhead women. I do not know exactly why. My dad was a bull's fan when Jordan played. Not sure why I had to add that in there. That was the "Red" fetish you were talking about right?(not the jordan thing).