I've already mentioned bacon today!
(I've also held forth on sushi & sammiches.)
How dare you not notice!
(I've also held forth on sushi & sammiches.)
How dare you not notice!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I've noticed you've got something hanging out of your nose. Please handle it!
You dare to point out my evil conjoined twin's taking a peak at the world outside?
How rude!
How rude!
Rude? I hope it's just an innocent mistake, but check your fly, too!
Sheesh, a good friend will tell you these sorts of things. I hope you appreciate it. You probably won't!
Sheesh, a good friend will tell you these sorts of things. I hope you appreciate it. You probably won't!
I take excellent care of my fly!
(Cartoon by Far Side)
(Cartoon by Far Side)
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That's a spoiler for my appetite!
Food fusser!
You don't get me!
Guys don't get gals.
(You're inscrutable.)
You should know that!
(You're inscrutable.)
You should know that!
What do you mean? Do you mean that I shouldn't try to tell you something without actually telling you the something I'm trying to tell you?
You are unreasonable!
You are unreasonable!
Of course I'm unreasonable....I'm a guy!
You should know that!
You should know that!
I am not really all that offended by your last two posts, since it seems that you expect me to know everything about the human race. I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you!
Although, I still find it offensive that you are not reading my mind. The least you could do is read it ...and then disagree or critic what you find.
Although, I still find it offensive that you are not reading my mind. The least you could do is read it ...and then disagree or critic what you find.
Now I'm really offended!
(And I don't know why....but you did it.)
(And I don't know why....but you did it.)
I think you ought to go back and check to see if you can figure out why. It's not reasonable to do something without knowing the reason for it.
(edit: Hey this is rather like one of your little numbers puzzles that get to me when I can't figure them out.
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(edit: Hey this is rather like one of your little numbers puzzles that get to me when I can't figure them out.
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I know what the problem is now.....I need a sammich!
I'm waiting, toots.
I'm waiting, toots.
That will be Ms. Toots. Thank you! Don't be condescending to me, buster!
Now, I have made a sammich for you and assume that you like to eat the same **** as your little pet -- the fly.
Now, I have made a sammich for you and assume that you like to eat the same **** as your little pet -- the fly.
Archgharghhghghghchhh!
You're cute when you growl like a mad-man!
It's still offensive...but cute.
It's still offensive...but cute.
ElizabethGould
Iik Onkaar
I'm offensive I'm always having to deal with you!
You obviously don't know a great deal when you see one!