I was wondering where "unmentionables" have gone.
Give them back. And wash them first this time!
Give them back. And wash them first this time!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I don't do laundry.
That's women's work!
That's women's work!
I'm offended by your moniker's acronym for today....."Boring Stories Man".
Fortunately, that is no barrier to your doing laundry.
And, make sure to separate them properly. Nothing bugs me more than a nice pair of black pants being ruined because it was washed with a white towel!
I would mix your whites with your colors!
Boowhwhwhwaahahhghahhahahhahh!
Harrumph! Womin's work.....tis beneath me.
Boowhwhwhwaahahhghahhahahhahh!
Harrumph! Womin's work.....tis beneath me.
Leave his moniker alone -- and keep your hands off his other stuff, too!
How rude! It's clear that you want to paw him & his stuff with your own hands.
Honor your marriage, woman!
Honor your marriage, woman!
And, just how do you know that my marriage contract does not contain a PPPD (Permissible Pawing on Particular Days) clause? Hmmmn?
Sources!
Children should be seen and not heard. Now, shush!
Show BSM more respect!
(Gawd knows he needs it, even if he doesn't deserve it.)
(Gawd knows he needs it, even if he doesn't deserve it.)
How dare you correct me!
I respect BSM. I was just trying to protect him for the likes of...well...some people around here. Humph!
I respect BSM. I was just trying to protect him for the likes of...well...some people around here. Humph!
BSM can protect himself!
(Not very well....but he's gotta learn.)
Hey, Zabu! Don't be get'n in me way!
(Not very well....but he's gotta learn.)
Hey, Zabu! Don't be get'n in me way!
If you were so interested in self-discover, I can't believe you didn't ask me about you in the first place!
He did ask you, but you're so self absorbed that you didn't notice!
(Besides, he spends too much time in "self discovery".....eeewwwwww!)
(Besides, he spends too much time in "self discovery".....eeewwwwww!)
Well! Excuse me for not noticing!
You're right. I am absorbed in an absorbtion process. I'm busy reinstalling my natural hair color, just the way nature intended -- through the use of smelly, hair coloring chemicals. OK?
You're right. I am absorbed in an absorbtion process. I'm busy reinstalling my natural hair color, just the way nature intended -- through the use of smelly, hair coloring chemicals. OK?
Natural colors are offensive!
Dare to be great....
Dare to be great....