Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

No matter what you say, you're still a thief!
Git yer hands out'a me pocket!

Wait a minute...didn't you tell me you had something bothering you with your hand and that you needed help getting something out of your pocket? Oh, I'm starting to think maybe I was hornswoggled!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! Where's my.......hmmmm......today I want a burrito!
Well?

 

[Thief]

Gee? That's the thanks I get?

There I am, extending an olive branch to you -- just because I know how much you are offended by bathroom talk, so I try make sure you know you are included in the game, since you felt left out... and....oh...boo, hoo, hoo...:sad4::sad4:

You brute!

Oh! I get it.....you're trying to play nice guy .....and offering toiletries as olive branches!!!!!

Thief is ninja!
You can't buy ninjitsu with toiletries!
(Unless we were in Japan...and we are not)

I am soooooooo offended!

Would you like to make amends?

 

[4consideration]

All right let's see what momma has to say on the subject-The Waterboy

Mama Boucher: [to Bobby] You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

(How about that?)

 

[Thief]

Wait a minute...didn't you tell me you had something bothering you with your hand and that you needed help getting something out of your pocket? Oh, I'm starting to think maybe I was hornswoggled!

Never you mind what I have in my pocket!

If I have to whip it out......you'll be soooooooooo sorry!

 

[4consideration]

Hey! Where's my.......hmmmm......today I want a burrito!
Well?

I am offended by myself that I forgot.

I'll get right to it just as soon as I finish cleaning the toilet, I mean doing a few things first.

Beef and bean OK?

 

[Titanic]

Mama Boucher: [to Bobby] You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

(How about that?)

That's good 4. The waterboy is a "inbetween movie"

 

[4consideration]

Never you mind what I have in my pocket!

If I have to whip it out......you'll be soooooooooo sorry!

Remember what they said about your "whipping it out"?

Please don't. It's offensive!

 

[Thief]

Ok that did it....here it comes...............................................................

Ha! sooooooooo fast you didn't get to see it!

Still got the touch!

 

[Titanic]

Remember what they said about your "whipping it out"?

Please don't. It's offensive!

Yes please don't thief. It's very very very offensive!

 

[Thief]

Too late!.....here it comes again!

Ha!......soooooooo good.....soooooooooo good.

 

[4consideration]

Really fast is not always good. Sometimes it's a bit of a let-down!

 

[Thief]

Well excUUUUUUUuuuuuse MEEEEEEeeeeeee!

Ninja vanish!

 

[Titanic]

From what I hear from women yes. Thief if you post before me I am going to be really offended! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Titanic]

Thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[4consideration]

Well excUUUUUUUuuuuuse MEEEEEEeeeeeee!

Ninja vanish!

Don't leave!

If you take me seriously on this thread, I'm going to report you to the OBBOTC
Offended by the Be Offended Thread Committee -- and they don't take things lightly!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that your username implies I should take something into consideration without knowing what it is :sarcastic:

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do not realize that just may be something 4 you to think about!

 

[Revoltingest]

You believe that Sterling Archer can think?
That's offensive!

 

[Sumit]

You believe that Sterling Archer can't think. That very offensive. Just see his Avatar and you will know how much he thinks.