Be Offended By the Post Above You

[zaybu]

Your condescending attitude is offensive.

 

[4consideration]

Oh, well if it bothers you we really must stop.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You unwillingness to site any of the many, many, many ways in which zaybu is offensive is personally offensive to me.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your lack of faith in the Dark Side

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended by your change of sig!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you have not realized you are one of the "naughty girls" in great desire of disciplinary re-education for your talking back to me

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you've got me all excited...

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you do not realize this is for your punishment not pleasure!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you didn't realize that I'd likely enjoy being spanked!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that that you would enjoy it. Your offend me so much I shall now proceed to paddling

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'd enjoy paddling too, so I'm offended you'd think I wouldn't.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended you are such a dirty girl. The way you have offended me so greatly I am now considering caning you

 

[ElizabethGould]

Ooh kinky...I'm offended at the sexual overtones in this thread.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your belief in supposed sexual overtones emitting from an asexual. Your sexualization of my words offends me, some girls just need to be punished....fact.

 

[Revoltingest]

You sound like you're enjoying the "kinky".
You're offensive!

 

[Sha'irullah]

You sound like you're enjoying the "kinky".
You're offensive!

I am offended by your scruffy Scottish demeanor.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're still arousing me,,.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you are aroused and I am not . I shall proceed with belt strapping for this unfairness

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're not doing it sooner!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm horribly offended by your need for speed!