Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I think you're just upset that I beat you to it!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am heavily offended b y your lack of divinity!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your moniker looks like it's plotting a commie takeover!
That's offensive.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're online.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you didn't inquire about me while I was gone. That hurts!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you didn't notice I gained a frubal!

 

[4consideration]

I was just about to compliment you on it, and comment on how lovely it is and how well it suits you. It was going to be a sweet, bonding moment.

Now that you said it first, you ruined everything! :sad4:

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're making such a fuss!

 

[4consideration]

It's like you just don't care! :sad4::sad4:

 

[ElizabethGould]

*hugs 4consideration*

I'm not offended now.

 

[4consideration]

I don't have a good come-back for that one.

That's not fair!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your fake tears can only hurt people's feelings, because we know you aren't serious. Remember Wonder Woman. Remember her lasso of truth! :ww:

 

[ElizabethGould]

Life's not fair, and I'm offended you're unaware of this.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended that you are offended and unaware that I am actually aware and also offended by your post.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're offended about that last post.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended by your snappy retort.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your use of the word snappy

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you've been avoiding me these past few days!
And it's really hard for a statue to do that!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're being statue-ist!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your staunch stand against statuism.

"Variety is the spice of life!"