Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

You're so easily offended that it's offensive!

If you spent more time making sammiches, & less time being offended, you'd be happier & more satisified.

 

[4consideration]

I am frustrated and dismayed that you would think I am unhappy and dissatisfied!

And offended, to boot!

 

[Revoltingest]

Well....you are offended!
It's offensive that you don't face this squarely!

 

[4consideration]

AS IF I don't get your subtle reference to a sammich with the use of the word "squarely"!

Are you insinuating that my failing to acknowledge your sammich reference is some sort of baloney?

 

[Revoltingest]

Baloney is offensive!
It's semi-meat state is yucky.

 

[4consideration]

You're commentary on other people's meat is unwarranted and offensive!

Do you do that to all your friends?

 

[Revoltingest]

You imply that I have friends?
That is offensive!
I have minions, victims, associates, & nemeses....but no friends.
Friends are a sign of weakness & neediness.

 

[4consideration]

NO friends. That's so sad! What were you thinking of, in breaking such new to me so coldly?

If I was wearing makeup right now and starting crying over this issue, it would probably be running down my face creating an unsightly mess! If I was wearing mascara it might even get into my eyes, causing me pain!

 

[Revoltingest]

Now you call me cold & unfeeling!
You, woman, are very offensive!

 

[4consideration]

No way, Buster! I'm not going to open the door on that one and suggest that you be feeling anything. What kind of fool do you take me for?

And it better be a complimentary type of fool, too!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're making me go through this....again!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you take so seldom a notice of my offenses!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you've forgotten that other duties such as kirtans mean I can't always take notice!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your pitiful excuse is offensive.
I find your lameness to be unworthy of my usual exclamation point.

 

[Thief]

Look who's talking about lame!
A wanna be Freddy Kruger.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're picking on Revoltingest!

 

[Thief]

Look who's talking!

uhmmmmm

Nothing to work with.....
Oh well.

I can still be sooooooooo offended!
I can pick on what's his name if I care to.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's not at all an offended post. It belittles the meaning of the word. It was offensive but not offended.

 

[Revoltingest]

You encourage others to be offensive towards me?
That really burns my bacon!

 

[Brickjectivity]

You haven't any bacon left to burn, and I don't encourage. I merely offend offenders like yourself.