Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I am offended at your intolerance towards ninja

 

[DallasApple]

I am offended at your intolerance towards ninja

You are biased and you hate vegetarians!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Calling vegetarians biased is offensive. They always like all vegetables equally or they would be called by the vegetable they enjoy. There would be Butternut Squash-itarians and Sweet Pee-nitarians etc.

 

[Revoltingest]

Vegetarians are not to be defended!
They are the Devil's handmaidens.

 

[4consideration]

Oh, so he's the one in charge because he's a man. Is that it? Of course, you have to describe vegetarians as hand maidens!

 

[I.S.L.A.M617]

**** vegetarians, **** maidens, ****.... hands (?)

 

[4consideration]

How dare you use that ******* language with me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Who are you....the language Nazi?!?
He will post as he pleases, woman!

 

[4consideration]

Look who's talking! OMG! BTW, don't you know that men should do as I please? Where have you been?

 

[Poeticus]

Namaste,

Yo staff! I am offended that I don't have a signature to edit. What's up with the delay, doc? Haven't I been a member for more than 14 days by now?!

M.V.

 

[4consideration]

(No. Looks like 14 days would be on the 26th. Join Date: 07-12-2013)

I am offended that you are excessively grinning at me!

 

[Bdub13]

In am offended at the fact that you are a staff member.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you would so viciously attack a valued jack-booted overlord!

Although, as jack-booted thugs go, 4con is a snappier dresser than most!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you post sexual pictures!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended...no I'm not!

 

[ElizabethGould]

You again....I'm offended!

 

[4consideration]

Hey! You jumped in front of me!

And the correct response to seeing me is, "Oh, how lovely to see you again."

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're telling me what to do!

 

[4consideration]

Don't be offended!

 

[ElizabethGould]

Damn....now I'm not offended.