Be Offended By the Post Above You

[ElizabethGould]

I'm 26 in body and 56 in mind. I'm offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your post in both body & mind!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're made me laugh!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply deeply offended that you laugh at me!
(Why do women folk keep doing that?)

 

[Bdub13]

Scottish cartoon characters offend me.

 

[ElizabethGould]

Newbies offend me!

 

[ignition]

I find northerners offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Newbies are the life blood of the forum.
How dare you take offense at them!

Hey! Ignition is an interloper! How very offensive....

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended given I'm from Yorkshire!

 

[Revoltingest]

Yorkshire? What an offensive place!
(It smells of pudding.)

 

[ignition]

I'm offended that you're offended.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you have more posts than me!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you're offended.

Well, that's offensive....it's meta-offensive!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're being confusing.

 

[ignition]

I find your confusion deeply offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Confusing? Hah! I'm clear as a bell!
How offensive that you accuse me of being inscrutable!


Hey....37 thousandth post....woo hoo!
And I owe it all to your offensiveness.

 

[ElizabethGould]

Your post count bragging is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your post count jealousy is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your refusal to toady to me because of my lofty post count is offensive.
Fete me!

 

[Brickjectivity]

The rare and arcane words in your post are an offense. Talking about feet is another offense.