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Be Offended By the Post Above You

4consideration

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Premium Member
Well, if it's true then I can hardly be angry about it, now can I? Only a real friend would take the risk in saying it.

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I heard that offensive knock!
You left before I got to it with the spray bottle we use on the cats.
(It's filled with dihydrogen oxide...a powerful solvent often found in corpses.)
 

Titanic

Well-Known Member
I heard that offensive knock!
You left before I got to it with the spray bottle we use on the cats.
(It's filled with dihydrogen oxide...a powerful solvent often found in corpses.)

Please remind me to never knock on your door again! You could harm someone with that spray! Offensively hideous!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
What's offensive is that you reserve that dihydrogen oxide for the cats. Spray a bit on yourself and throw in a bit of soap. It's amazing what you may find under all that grime -- and it should take care of the offensive odor too!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You just want to sneak a peek of me in the buff all covered with soapy suds!
Yer a married woman! Behave yourself!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
You just want to sneak a peek of me in the buff all covered with soapy suds!
Yer a married woman! Behave yourself!

Hey!...pay attention.
Thief is ninja!
And Thief is not of female persuasion.

(though I've been known to persuade a few females!)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
What?

You've persuaded a few females to get a sneak peak at Revoltingest in the buff and all covered with soapy suds? That's appalling...and revolting.

(Are you almost done in there? I gotta go.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Agrhch! Now the 2 of you want to peek at me taught soapy body!
It's offensive.....& heart warming.....but still offensive!
Lard tundering Jezus, who else is in on this peeping tomfoolery!?
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
no...no...no....no....!

You got it all wrong.
And getting a glimpse of Revoltingest would be.....revolting!

And offensive.....soooooooooo offensive!

Let's take this some other direction......
 
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