Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

As long as Revoltingest ...or you..... don't follow me......fine.

Ninjas like their privacy.

 

[4consideration]

Why would we follow you? Just make sure to replace the roll when it runs out this time. It's really inconsiderate not to!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you replace the empty roll with a breakfast roll!
Typical southern failure at basic hygiene!

 

[4consideration]

So what?

Cinnamon rolls work wonders! Everyone needs a couple of rolls in the john. Sweet cinnamon scent means no need for potpourri or other types of air freshener!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm sick of being called a roll, and I don't use 'Johns'. I use the restroom all by myself.

 

[Titanic]

I am too nauseous too be offended by your post!

 

[4consideration]

Nauseous? That's sickening!

 

[Revoltingest]

That's an offensively brief post!
Put some effort into it, bub.....er, bubbette!

 

[Thief]

So was your previous post!

 

[Revoltingest]

So was your previous post!

Me post was lengthy & pithy!
In fact...I went on too long, short stuff!

 

[Thief]

Not you...the other 'pithy'.

 

[4consideration]

THERE IS NO OTHER 'pithy'. There is only one, and I pithy the fool who don't know it!

 

[Thief]

Oh no!.....a pun...not a bad one either.

Thief is not punny.
Thief is ninja!

Not sure? what part of my martial art works one punnie's

oh well...
stab...stab....stab.....
heheheheheheheheh

 

[Revoltingest]

Stab, stab, stab!

 

[4consideration]

What's your point?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your obvious joke offends me!
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
(I have no idea why I like saying that.)

 

[4consideration]

What? You think you have a rapier wit?

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you say that!
"Rapier" has "rape" in it!
And "wit" has "it" in it!

 

[4consideration]

How many times do I have to tell you?

There's nothing wrong with "it."
It's no big deal.
Don't focus on "it".
There nothing like "it".

 

[Brickjectivity]

It is offensive. So is that and that.