Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that today your moniker stands for "Barium Soaked Muffin"!
What the hell is that!?

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that the offense you posted makes no sense

 

[Revoltingest]

It makes sense to intelligent educated statues!
So what does your hebetude make you, stone boy!

 

[Wu Wei]

First I am offended that you have not noticed that I am no longer a statue, second I am flummoxed by your ventose utterances of vacuity that would casefy the brain of a lessor deity...and I am beginning to believe fustigation is to good for you...all in all it is pretty darn offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

The monkey king is stinky, eats bananas and has an inferiority complex. It is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

The fact you fail to see my superiority is offensive

 

[Sumit]

you failed to show him your superiority and that's even more offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

How offensive....keep that up and I will show you my superiority with my Ruyi Jingu Bang

 

[NoraSariah]

I'm offended because reasons.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your reasons don't impress me!
My reasons!

 

[NoraSariah]

Stop stealing my reasons!

 

[Revoltingest]

I only copied them!
See...your reasons are still there, pitiful though they be.
So don't be make'n wild accusations....or changing your avatar so often!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your lack of reason and avatar envy are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

So just what is your avatar now?
Enquiring minds demand to know!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you assert your demands in a nice, sweet thread like this?

 

[Revoltingest]

I gets me way...that's how it is, woman!

 

[4consideration]

Hah!

You think you should get your way just because today is your birthday.

I am HIGHLY OFFENDED to see that you are posting in your birthday suit!

 

[Revoltingest]

Now you condescend!
Flibbertigibbet!

(OK, the word isn't applicable as I used it, but I like the sound of it.)

 

[Poeticus]

Cry me a river, birthday boy.

 

[Wu Wei]

Now that is offensive...as is your avatar which is Hanuman and everyone knows that tis just a copy of Sun Wukong