Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

It's me only sweater!
Burn yer own, ya pyromaniacal sweater hater!

 

[Wu Wei]

It is not so much the sweater that is offensive as is the one wearing it....take a bath and wash your damn sweater

 

[Revoltingest]

Baths are for girlies & fops!
I just rubs some dirt & ashes on me, & I'm good to go, ya bath taken prissy little cleanliness freak!

 

[Wu Wei]

You filth is highly offensive...you filthy, hygiene challenged, malodorous, Scotsman....be off with you....go practice some ablution for a change and give us all a break from your sweater stench....

 

[Revoltingest]

You & yer offensive big words, ya fancy talk'n mortar board wear'n egghead!

 

[4consideration]

Name calling?

I didn't want to have to do this, but you asked for it!

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[Revoltingest]

That takes the cake for offensiveness!
All hugs & kissy kissy stuff!
Disgusting...ya hand squeeze'n cheek kiss'n hormone fueled lovey dovey dinosaur hugger!

 

[4consideration]

Cake?

What do you have against pie, ya cake lovin', pie-hating, dinosaur denyin', testosterone filled, anti-cheek kiss'n, afraid of your own sensitive side, super-duper pooper scooper and landscapin', booze swillin' Scot?

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya talk about pie, but ya don't deliver...ya kitchen dwell'n crust crimp'n pie hogger!

 

[4consideration]

Don't deliver? Why... you've left me standin' outside for ages, knocking and knocking!

Why don't ya answer the door? I can see ya -- ya negligee wearin', stiletto pump sportin', cigar smokin', poodle strokin' landlord. (Tip: Lose the curlers. They do nothing for the look.)

 

[Wu Wei]

This whole damn thing is offensive...and I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore

OK it is more like mad as a hatter...but either way...I'm STILL OFFENDED!!!!!

 

[4consideration]

Make up your mind! This is not a multiple choice game. You should leave no room for doubt!

 

[Wu Wei]

There was no doubt....I was...AND AM...offended and you are offensive for suggesting otherwise

 

[Revoltingest]

Lousy monkey! You didn't admit stealing the pie, but I know you did!
You kleptomaniacal smelly little five fingered discounter!

 

[Wu Wei]

How dare you accuse me of what I saw YOU do...you smelly thieving rake wielder

 

[Revoltingest]

You can't see anything!
You optic nerve lacking simian statue!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, just go for the jugular why don't you!

(Or is it juggler?)

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you give me advice on stabbing & slicing, toots!

 

[4consideration]

That wasn't advice! It's an expression and a reprimand all wrapped up in a nice little sarcasm package.

Now. Say "thank you"!

 

[Revoltingest]

Womens & humor don't mix!
Leave the jokes to menfolk, ya Joan Rivers wannabe!