Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

who you calling a robe wear'n cross legged navel gazer....you kilt wearing, whiskey swillin, rake swinging, odiferous, wolf beating Scotsman....

 

[Revoltingest]

Yoo kin take yer lame insults & grease me up, you flea pick'n brachiate'n poop tosser!

 

[Awoon]

I'm drinking a beer.

 

[Thief]

Drinking a beer and driving a keyboard at the same time!!!!!!
Not only offensive but dangerous to your reputation!

 

[BSM1]

Well pass em around ya blue beer-bellied, booze hound.

 

[Thief]

oh boy...here we go....alcohol and keyboards...

 

[Wu Wei]

Your oppression of the beer swilling keyboard drivers is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Oppression? Egads you're overly sensitive...offensively so, ya bra unhook'n prune chew'n diesel fitter!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are so unwilling to admit how deeply you care!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya don't know what I cares about, woman!

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that Willie is so lazy, he keeps raking the same (clean) spot!

 

[Revoltingest]

Then rake it yerself, ya worm herd'n beet slicer!

 

[Monk Of Reason]

I'm offended that you use rakes as mere farm tools. They have made great strides in the fields of science and litterature.

 

[QuietRain100]

I am offended that you put rakes on the same level as Billy Shakespeare, Walt Whitman.....and Clive Cussler! But we were warned of these times, were we not..in the lost Book of Tools, chapter 4....and I quote..."and yea, there shall be a time when Rakes shall be put above all other tools. These are the beginning of the dark times, and it shall be the number of a beast....Black and Decker, and its prophet Home Depot....wiped clean the world of rakes....and there was much rejoicing.....for air blowers did the job better"...

to this day,many scholars wonder at the secret meaning behind these words...rakes...we are doomed if they rise above us..

I accuse you monk..of HERESY!! Burn..Burn!!! ooh,sorry....sorry everyone..caught a bit too carried away...

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you are not aware that BofT scholars have discovered that the verse you cite has an enormous mistranslation. The word "times" should read "tines". When people start using rakes that are painted black, then we're in trouble.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, yer in trouble, ya silk wear'n marshmallow roaster!
Me rake is black as nite! (I just haven't updated me pic yet.)

 

[Wu Wei]

You prevarication to cover your inadequacy is offensive

 

[Chalant]

Your use of long words for no apparent reason is offe siv.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're missing an "n" in "offensive", which is itself extremely offensive!

 

[BSM1]

Pointing out that Chalant is too poor to afford an entire alphabet is not only offensive but i se sitive as well.