Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Calling me a tu-fer is offensive....I shall have to introduce you to my Ruyi Jingu Bang and teach you the meaning of fustigation

 

[BSM1]

Eeewww. You're going to fustigate me. (It's not like that's never happened before.) I'm so scared....and offended.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tis very offensive that today your moniker stands for "Beaten Smartly with a Mallet"!

 

[Thief]

Did someone say 'eyu'...?

I think that's copyright infringement.

Hey!.....I'm the Thief around here!
And I am soooooooooo offended!

'eyu' and all variants belong to me!

 

[dantech]

I won't be offended by the post above me, I will not!!!

I said NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!





unless of course i get fruballed....
Don't you dare frubal me

 

[yoda89]

I won't be offended by the post above me, I will not!!!

I said NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

unless of course i get fruballed....
Don't you dare frubal me

I don't even know how you could be a yes-frubal. Say what people want for free frubals. I am also deeply offended that your come from a country with a leaf as the center piece for the flag and cannot correctly pronounce the word 'about'.

 

[Sha'irullah]

You lack of irrationality offends me

 

[Revoltingest]

Your ascot offends me!

 

[4consideration]

So? You're a Scot. That offends me! You should be just like me!

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't be a girlie!
I especially can't be a slack jawed southern girlie!

 

[4consideration]

I can't be a girlie!
I especially can't be a slack jawed southern girlie!

YOU"RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMPLIMENTING ME ON THIS THREAD!

It's offensive not to follow the thread rules. (But I appreciate the compliment anyway.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Your lack of understanding of the offense offends me

 

[4consideration]

Your attitude of superior offensive understanding offends me.

 

[Wu Wei]

not recognizing my superiority is offensive

 

[4consideration]

Looking up at you is offensive. (Next time you borrow Rev's kilt, wear some drawers please!)

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not me kilt! It's me underkilt!
Ya kin tell by the smell, ya possum parboil'n bath taker!

 

[4consideration]

That's nutria, and ya don't parboil 'em, ya...ya...stew 'em or sumpin' -- ya teeth havin', shoe wearing varmit!

 

[BSM1]

This name calling is offensive, ya self-glorified gutter-wallower.

 

[Wu Wei]

That was highly offensive you offensively flatulent name caller

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, yeah! Today yer moniker is "Begs for Some More", ya robe wear'n cross legged navel gazer!
Hey! That vile & pretentious bronze monkey got in da way!