Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

You're a finger licker too!

 

[mystic64]

That is not at all offensive, which is a violation of the OP, which is offensive!
Hmmm....this contradiction is offensive!

"Offensive" is in the eye of the beholder . Which I also find offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

In my eye, your post is offensive!
So I'll offend you, my pretty! And your little smiley too!

 

[Awoon]

Not on Grand Parents Day. I just cant do it.

 

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I am offended by what you wrote.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by all 565 pages of this thread

 

[Revoltingest]

I am greatly offended by the vast breadth of offense you take!
("Breadth" makes me think of "breast"...the hooter kind.)

 

[Thief]

It made me think of 'last breath'......maybe yours.
And take that smelly sweater with you!

Closed casket might be in order.

 

[4consideration]

This is not the thread about "closing the lid"! There is one where it's being discussed.

 

[Thief]

Thief is ninja!
stab...stab.....stab.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, go stab yerself, you thieving thief!

 

[Thief]

Oh, go stab yerself, you thieving thief!

Well, I have cut the end of my finger damn near off!
And I learned a lesson.
No matter how small the artery, if you can't stop the bleeding....you will bleed to death.

Now...as for that stinky sweater....
cut ...cut.... cut ....cut.... slash.... slash.... slash....

 

[Revoltingest]

Do not mutilate my sweater!
(I look quite fetching in it.)

 

[Thief]

Do not mutilate my sweater!
(I look quite fetching in it.)

No dog would go near that sweater!

 

[Revoltingest]

Aye! Me scent repels curs!
Aire ye daft to not know that!?

 

[Thief]

Repels dogs.... and all else.

Hey!...maybe you can bottle that stuff!
We could go into business!
I could sell it for.....

not sure....

all purpose 'go away spray'...?

 

[Revoltingest]

Try to make money off'n me, will ya!
I already bottle me own scent...."Eau de Groundskeeper Sweat"!

 

[Thief]

How about we just call it...'Eeyu'...?

A brief pronouncement that says so much about......eyou.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am do believe that Revoltingest is by far more offensive if for no other reason his smell..... might I suggest a bath in Clorox for bath you and your cloths as for Thief you too are offensive with your threats aimed at Revoltingest because you have not actually made good on any of them and we all must STILL endure his offensive stench and incredibly offensive fashion sense

 

[BSM1]

Your tu-fer offended post is offensive.